(April 18, 2018 at 7:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: If you could be a villain, what would your name be and what, if any would your powers be?

You can choose an existing villain from reality or mythology/fiction, but if you do, it shows you have no originality.

If I could be?

I am insulted.

I would be my self's worst enemy: myself.
Wearing an iron pyramid, and carrying a giant meat cleaver -just like Silent Hill 2's pyramid head-.

My main task is to walk in the mist, looking for my real self, and ruin myself's life. Every slash I cut my real self with is a stupid sentence or a stupid action I do in real life. I would be myself's own pyramid head.

Being myself feels familiar, but at the same time being my own pyramid head feels also different. It is disgusting TBH. But don't we all have our own pyramid heads inside?

Also; I can sabotage myself's pyramid plans, so my real self beats my other self torturing me.

(April 18, 2018 at 10:33 pm)rskovride Wrote: I would be a penis genie. Same 3 wishes but instead of rubbing the bottle to get your wish...........

If it needs only three rubs like The stories of The lamps, i suggest changing your name to QuickSilver or something.

I'd be Dr. Obvious

Think Dr. Evil, but more hair yet slightly less Mojo.

Doctor Disappointo.  My evil power would be engendering intense feelings of disappointment in my many victims.  Examples:

-That teacher you had in high school?  The one you've always admired and who you've given credit for instilling your life-long love of learning and hard work?  She secretly hated you and wished you dead.

-You've worked insanely hard all year for that annual bonus your boss promised you.  You succeed in getting the bonus but, through an uncorrectable mix up, it is paid to you in Zimbabwean dollars.

-You learn that your childhood television idol supplemented his show business income by selling adulterated drugs to war orphans, using most of the proceeds to fund his fish-torturing hobby.

Boru

I would be called Dr Itchybum.
I'll let you guess my powers.

Name: Jesus
Power: Brainwash people in to submission by using "carrot and a stick" method.

Dr. Manhattan, but evil.

(April 18, 2018 at 7:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: If you could be a villain, what would your name be and what, if any would your powers be?

You can choose an existing villain from reality or mythology/fiction, but if you do, it shows you have no originality.

"Audio Autocrat!"

My power would be to monopolize all radio and online audio streaming and force the world to listen to nothing but........... Anyone wanna guess? Bueller, Bueller, anyone?

Harley Quinn

Fuck originality. Who needs to be original when you look this good?

(April 19, 2018 at 7:22 am)purplepurpose Wrote: Name: Jesus
Power: Brainwash people in to submission by using "carrot and a stick" method.

To be Jesus you don’t need no carrot. You just brainwash people into believing your night-soil is carrot.