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World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet

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World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 13, 2018 at 3:35 pm
April 13th would have been better comedy.
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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 24, 2018 at 9:31 am
Well it's April 24th. Am I a prophet now for predicting (correctly) they'd be wrong or what? Don't know how all this propheting stuff works.
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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 24, 2018 at 9:35 am (This post was last modified: April 24, 2018 at 9:36 am by purplepurpose.)
(April 24, 2018 at 9:31 am)Divinity Wrote: Well it's April 24th.  Am I a prophet now for predicting (correctly) they'd be wrong or what?  Don't know how all this propheting stuff works.

He was a delusional heretic. God wants Holy Crusade and not some pointless world end(Angel visited me recently and told me so).
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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 24, 2018 at 10:47 am
Huh. Apparently the world ended and nothing changed. To be fair, I have seen more pointless apocalypses.
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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 24, 2018 at 11:11 am
(April 24, 2018 at 10:47 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: Huh. Apparently the world ended and nothing changed. To be fair, I have seen more pointless apocalypses.

Yea, like the orange jackass.
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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 24, 2018 at 12:18 pm
The world has ended, didn't hurt at all Smile
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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 24, 2018 at 12:22 pm
These repeated failures do make one think that jesusism is just a big steaming turd!
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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 24, 2018 at 12:34 pm
The origin of this is one David Meade, He is a biblical literalist, numerologist and astrologist. A trifecta.

This is his fifth trip around this nonsense.

There will certainly be more.
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#39
RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 24, 2018 at 1:11 pm
(April 24, 2018 at 10:47 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: Huh. Apparently the world ended and nothing changed. To be fair, I have seen more pointless apocalypses.

The world was destroyed and replaced by an identical copy.

Or

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RE: World ending on April 23rd, says false prophet
April 24, 2018 at 1:19 pm
(April 24, 2018 at 12:34 pm)Abaddon_ire Wrote: The origin of this is one David Meade, He is a biblical literalist, numerologist and astrologist. A trifecta.

This is his fifth trip around this nonsense.

There will certainly be more.

If he keeps repeating the task, either is profitable or he is mad.
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