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RE: joke time
May 2, 2018 at 3:22 am
I looked up "tamales". Interesting...

Jeff, is the gf atheist or ignostic?
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May 2, 2018 at 10:51 am
Volkswagen has come out with a new model for those who suffer from constipation.

Yep, it is called "Farfrompoopen"
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RE: joke time
May 2, 2018 at 2:47 pm
(May 2, 2018 at 3:22 am)ignoramus Wrote: I looked up "tamales". Interesting...

Jeff, is the gf atheist or ignostic?
Neither, she's a christian who is really sarcastic and a little bit offensive at times.

She's also really tired of Jehovah's Witnesses, because they hang out at the bus stops and ambush people with pamphlets and info on how to get saved.
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May 2, 2018 at 6:59 pm (This post was last modified: May 2, 2018 at 7:16 pm by The Valkyrie.)
A vampire jumps out of some bushes and attacks a man on the night of the full moon.

"I will be drinking your blood!" say the vampire. "Tonight you die by the light of the moon!"

"Actually," replies Professor Snot, "The moon produces no light of its own. What we see is reflected sunlight."

The vampire stops, looks at the moon for a moment, pondering, then bursts into flame."

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"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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May 3, 2018 at 5:53 pm
Ok, so today at the cashier, at the grocery store, the credit card machine display said "Press or cancel"

Ok, so are they saying unless I am a journalist I cant shop there?
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May 3, 2018 at 6:47 pm
'I before E, Except After C'

Unless, of course, you happen to be an atheist seismologist with a weird, foreign  neighbour called Keith who received eight beige sleighs (with reindeer) in Leicester from feisty scientific caffeinated weightlifters. 

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May 3, 2018 at 8:07 pm
Q. What's the difference between Mountain Dew and regular dew?


A. Mountain dew comes from a mountain goat.
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May 4, 2018 at 3:39 am
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May 4, 2018 at 1:19 pm
Quote:Walk With Me While I Age
 
I hope this poem has the same effect on you as it did on me; then my forwarding it will be worth the effort.   Walk with me while I age - worth the read.

A BEAUTIFUL POEM ABOUT GROWING OLDER 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
SHIT  ......                                                                          
 
  I forgot the words.
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May 4, 2018 at 7:41 pm (This post was last modified: May 4, 2018 at 7:57 pm by chimp3.)
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
If you are making an innuendo about anal sex is "innuendo" an innuendo?
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