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My Clams Prove My Clams Are Correct
May 11, 2018 at 3:49 am
And it doesn't matter what species of clam they are - all of MY clams are, by definition, the correct clams.
This, for example, is Willard:
![[Image: Clams_on_Sandy_Hook_beaches_-_panoramio.jpg]](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ad/Clams_on_Sandy_Hook_beaches_-_panoramio.jpg)
Willard is my attack clam, and is therefore correct. Do not attempt to refute this clam. He'll kill you. Eventually.
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RE: My Clams Prove My Clams Are Correct
May 11, 2018 at 4:25 am
(This post was last modified: May 11, 2018 at 4:33 am by ignoramus.)
That's quite a clamorous clam you're proposing!
The authorities are clamping down hard on clammers who clam their clams are the one true clam!
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RE: My Clams Prove My Clams Are Correct
May 11, 2018 at 4:40 am
(May 11, 2018 at 4:25 am)ignoramus Wrote: That's quite a clamorous clam you're proposing!
The authorities are clamping down hard on clammers who clam their clams are the one true clam!
Oh, clam up.
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RE: My Clams Prove My Clams Are Correct
May 11, 2018 at 7:37 am
Now you're just acting shellfish.
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RE: My Clams Prove My Clams Are Correct
May 11, 2018 at 7:39 am
Jaysus, but you people are crabby.
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RE: My Clams Prove My Clams Are Correct
May 11, 2018 at 7:47 am
Seems like a lot of abalone to me.
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RE: My Clams Prove My Clams Are Correct
May 11, 2018 at 8:02 am
Smells a bit fishy to me.
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RE: My Clams Prove My Clams Are Correct
May 11, 2018 at 8:16 am
This thread is making me laugh so hard, I think I pulled a mussel !
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RE: My Clams Prove My Clams Are Correct
May 11, 2018 at 8:19 am
(May 11, 2018 at 7:37 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Now you're just acting shellfish.
OMG. 😂
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RE: My Clams Prove My Clams Are Correct
May 11, 2018 at 9:01 am
After all the recent hilarity I'm feeling sluggish.
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