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My Clams Prove My Clams Are Correct
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My Clams Prove My Clams Are Correct
And it doesn't matter what species of clam they are - all of MY clams are, by definition, the correct clams.

This, for example, is Willard:

[Image: Clams_on_Sandy_Hook_beaches_-_panoramio.jpg]

Willard is my attack clam, and is therefore correct.  Do not attempt to refute this clam.  He'll kill you.  Eventually.

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#2
RE: My Clams Prove My Clams Are Correct
That's quite a clamorous clam you're proposing!
The authorities are clamping down hard on clammers who clam their clams are the one true clam!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: My Clams Prove My Clams Are Correct
(May 11, 2018 at 4:25 am)ignoramus Wrote: That's quite a clamorous clam you're proposing!
The authorities are clamping down hard on clammers who clam their clams are the one true clam!

Oh, clam up.

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#4
RE: My Clams Prove My Clams Are Correct
Now you're just acting shellfish.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem




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#5
RE: My Clams Prove My Clams Are Correct
Jaysus, but you people are crabby. 

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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RE: My Clams Prove My Clams Are Correct
Seems like a lot of abalone to me.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#7
RE: My Clams Prove My Clams Are Correct
Smells a bit fishy to me.
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#8
RE: My Clams Prove My Clams Are Correct
This thread is making me laugh so hard, I think I pulled a mussel !
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: My Clams Prove My Clams Are Correct
(May 11, 2018 at 7:37 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Now you're just acting shellfish.

OMG. 😂
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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#10
RE: My Clams Prove My Clams Are Correct
After all the recent hilarity I'm feeling sluggish.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem




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