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May 21, 2018 at 5:37 pm
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@ Joods
Swingshot.
I'm reading some of this stuff in tears. You;ve been holding out on the funny, joods......wtf is that all about?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: I'm about to be a multi-millionaire!
May 21, 2018 at 5:41 pm
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(May 21, 2018 at 5:37 pm)Khemikal Wrote: @Joods
Swingshot.
I'm reading some of this stuff in tears. You;ve been holding out on the funny, joods......wtf is that all about?
LOL I thought that was you
I don't think I've been holding out at all lol.
Please tell me you read all about TWAT
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RE: I'm about to be a multi-millionaire!
May 21, 2018 at 5:53 pm
(May 21, 2018 at 4:54 pm)Khemikal Wrote: I;ve tried alot of shit...but, what works for me is just pretending to be the perfect victim. That;s hit or miss anyway. Most never respond. Reading the boards joods sent me, though, I realize that Im a rank amatuer....these guys are sending these fuckers off on goose hunts........
I've recently read this book
The Confidence Game: The Psychology of the Con and Why We Fall for It Every Time
It's a good book although it annoys me how it talks about people as if they all think the same way without exception. Basically it describes how cons work from a psychology view point. It's really useful to understand how you can be susceptible to the psychological tricks that con artists play and why they work.
It made the point that the Nigerian scams are so obviously fake because only the most gullible respond, otherwise they would have far too many potential marks who each require too much effort.
What I loved about the book though was the last chapter. It didn't come out straight and say that religion was a con, but it described all the similarities and why religion was such fertile ground for con artists.
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May 21, 2018 at 5:55 pm
Khem, here's some fun reading from that forum:
https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=66
It's literally some of the best they have to offer lol
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RE: I'm about to be a multi-millionaire!
May 21, 2018 at 6:24 pm
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The P-P-P-Powerbook reverse scam from ~2004 was pure genius. Google it. 
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RE: I'm about to be a multi-millionaire!
May 21, 2018 at 6:39 pm
(May 21, 2018 at 5:53 pm)Mathilda Wrote: I've recently read this book
The Confidence Game: The Psychology of the Con and Why We Fall for It Every Time
It's a good book although it annoys me how it talks about people as if they all think the same way without exception. Basically it describes how cons work from a psychology view point. It's really useful to understand how you can be susceptible to the psychological tricks that con artists play and why they work.
It made the point that the Nigerian scams are so obviously fake because only the most gullible respond, otherwise they would have far too many potential marks who each require too much effort.
What I loved about the book though was the last chapter. It didn't come out straight and say that religion was a con, but it described all the similarities and why religion was such fertile ground for con artists.
Long been a favorite subject of mine.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: I'm about to be a multi-millionaire!
May 21, 2018 at 6:40 pm
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(May 21, 2018 at 6:24 pm)Cathooloo Wrote: The P-P-P-Powerbook reverse scam from ~2004 was pure genius. Google it.
https://www.metafilter.com/33088/PPPPowerbook
Found a better link to the full story, here.
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RE: I'm about to be a multi-millionaire!
May 21, 2018 at 6:51 pm
(May 21, 2018 at 5:41 pm)Joods Wrote: (May 21, 2018 at 5:37 pm)Khemikal Wrote: @Joods
Swingshot.
I'm reading some of this stuff in tears. You;ve been holding out on the funny, joods......wtf is that all about?
LOL I thought that was you
I don't think I've been holding out at all lol.
Please tell me you read all about TWAT
 That's some funny shit, right there!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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May 21, 2018 at 8:41 pm
You should see some of the things the scammers have to do to prove they are "legit". Been a while since I've been on that forum, but there is definitely days and days worth of excellent reading material if you're looking for a laugh.
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RE: I'm about to be a multi-millionaire!
May 22, 2018 at 12:04 am
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Fish on!
Quote:Dear Sir/Madam,
We are a Licensed Investment company in UAE, duo to market quest for maximizing our shareholders value in our company, we are looking out for a viable investment projects outside UAE we can fund as a soft loan under our ongoing cooperate finance program at 3% interest rate per annum without collateral.
We are mostly interested in the following sectors; Oil/Gas, Banking, Real estate, Stock Speculation, Mining, Transportation, Hotel & Tourism, Health Sector, Tobacco, Communication Services, Agriculture, Forestry & Fishing, Thus any feasible sector.
Note that the borrower shall procure a Surety Bond from the Insurance company base here in Dubai for the Security Coverage.
If you have any viable project which requires funding, we would like to work with you, send the business plan or any related documents via email at; [email=[email protected]][email protected][/email]
addy and isp matches the previous sender. Apparently they like alpacas. Crowdsourcing hilarity. Who has ideas? The general context, thusfar, is that I may be coming into 45 million dollars, a deal Ilm working on with another uae entity.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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