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RE: Oh My....Another Xtian Wetdream Collapses In A Puddle Of Piss
May 24, 2018 at 5:01 pm
(May 24, 2018 at 4:58 pm)Chad32 Wrote: (May 24, 2018 at 4:41 pm)RoadRunner79 Wrote: Where do you get that?
Yeah, what Min says. Mark was the oldest gospel. Not sure if that means the earlies book in the new testament, but since the gospels talk about the story of Jesus, then they should have been written during or right after his life to be the most accurate.
Yes, that was the main part of my question. I don't see that it follows, that there has been any change here, or anything in regards to this Fragment of Mark, which would necessitate or support the late writing conspiracy theories.
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RE: Oh My....Another Xtian Wetdream Collapses In A Puddle Of Piss
May 24, 2018 at 5:02 pm
Time itself..engaged in a conspiracy against your silly beliefs. I;m sure that's the explanation.
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RE: Oh My....Another Xtian Wetdream Collapses In A Puddle Of Piss
May 24, 2018 at 5:06 pm
They are well-defended.
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When a religious scholar like Bart Ehrman trashes their bullshit they insist that he only does so because he lost his faith.
Never would it occur to them that studying their bullshit up close could make one lose one's faith.
Let me know when you're willing to put the fucking bible down, RR. Until then you are just another fundie of no account.
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RE: Oh My....Another Xtian Wetdream Collapses In A Puddle Of Piss
May 24, 2018 at 5:16 pm
(May 24, 2018 at 4:58 pm)Chad32 Wrote: (May 24, 2018 at 4:41 pm)RoadRunner79 Wrote: Where do you get that?
Yeah, what Min says. Mark was the oldest gospel. Not sure if that means the earlies book in the new testament, but since the gospels talk about the story of Jesus, then they should have been written during or right after his life to be the most accurate.
(May 24, 2018 at 5:02 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Time itself..engaged in a conspiracy against your silly beliefs. I;m sure that's the explanation. It's a conspiracy man a conspiracy !!!
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RE: Oh My....Another Xtian Wetdream Collapses In A Puddle Of Piss
May 24, 2018 at 5:16 pm
Go ahead, let’s look at your facts and reasons. I’m ready!
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RE: Oh My....Another Xtian Wetdream Collapses In A Puddle Of Piss
May 24, 2018 at 5:26 pm
It's like we're looking for the missing link of manuscripts.
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May 24, 2018 at 5:27 pm
And once all the gaps are filled the Fundies will just invent a new excuse
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RE: Oh My....Another Xtian Wetdream Collapses In A Puddle Of Piss
May 24, 2018 at 5:44 pm
4000 BCE: Ancient Sumerians look on in wonder as God creates the world.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Oh My....Another Xtian Wetdream Collapses In A Puddle Of Piss
May 25, 2018 at 11:41 am
2450 BC: Ancient Egyptians invent scuba gear to keep building pyramids while the whole world floods!
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May 25, 2018 at 11:44 am
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30(ish) AD Jerusalem in the grips of zombie apocalypse as roman authorities look on, unimpressed.
600BC(ish) In the wake of the collapse of the Egyptian state after a series of freak natural disasters, line of refugees stretching from the Nile to Sinai seek comfort in Canaan.
"They're sending us their murderers and rapists, real bad schlomos"- exclaims local canaanite authority.
"Why don;t they go home to their own country" asks resident goatherder.
"You will not replace us!" chants line of torch-wielding native protesters.
Asked for comment on the growing humanitarian situation, barbarian delegates from the Rhine Delta hint at plan in the works, but caution that it is a long term option, with many of the final details yet to be solved.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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