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First World problems getting you down? We're here for support.

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First World problems getting you down? We're here for support.
Paraselene Offline Donators
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RE: First World problems getting you down? We're here for support.
May 27, 2018 at 9:44 pm
Unfortunately, a woman doesn't know how to settle. She unrealistically wants it all.

Women, am I right?
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RE: First World problems getting you down? We're here for support.
May 27, 2018 at 9:46 pm
Look who she's with. Trust me, she settled.
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RE: First World problems getting you down? We're here for support.
May 27, 2018 at 9:47 pm
(May 27, 2018 at 9:46 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Look who she's with. Trust me, she settled.

I meant settled by indecision on what she wants. But of course you missed that.
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#14
RE: First World problems getting you down? We're here for support.
May 27, 2018 at 9:53 pm
I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime.

(bonus 100 internet nerd points if anyone gets the reference)
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RE: First World problems getting you down? We're here for support.
May 27, 2018 at 10:09 pm
^ It's not a prison thing is it?
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RE: First World problems getting you down? We're here for support.
May 27, 2018 at 10:45 pm
I have to walk six blocks to vote.  Fucking third world shithole.

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May 27, 2018 at 10:48 pm (This post was last modified: May 27, 2018 at 10:49 pm by ignoramus.)
^ true story. When I voted last, the greenies gave me about 6 leaflets! No kidding!
I told them off for wasting trees needlessly! They had no comback.

Why they can't all do it electronically in this day and age, I'll never know.
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#18
RE: First World problems getting you down? We're here for support.
May 27, 2018 at 10:53 pm
(May 27, 2018 at 10:48 pm)ignoramus Wrote: ^ true story. When I voted last, the greenies gave me about 6 leaflets! No kidding!
I told them off for wasting trees needlessly! They had no comback.

Why they can't all do it electronically in this day and age, I'll never know.

Yeah.

Or use plastic instead of paper.

Fucking hippies!

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RE: First World problems getting you down? We're here for support.
May 27, 2018 at 10:58 pm
(May 27, 2018 at 10:45 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I have to walk six blocks to vote.  Fucking third world shithole.

Boru

Some places in the US, a block is a mile. Hopefully it isn't like that in NZ. I could easily walk to my polling place, as it is about half a mile away. But I incorporate my vote into a trip that involves other errands for efficiency considerations. I.e., I usually hit up the liquor store on the way there. For Lotto tickets, right?
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RE: First World problems getting you down? We're here for support.
May 27, 2018 at 11:02 pm
My polling place is a church where an enormous picture of jesus watches over all. The smiley one, not the tortured one.
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