My neighborhood has gone down the tubes. I mean, not only are my neighbors Hispanic, but a .......GASP, black lady driving by stopped to complement me on my new house this morning, AND GAVE ME A 6 PACK of paper towels BRAND NAME TOO!

How dare diversity exist where I live........ WAKE UP PLAID PEOPLE!

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My neighborhood has gone down the tubes. I mean, not only are my neighbors Hispanic, but a .......GASP, black lady driving by stopped to complement me on my new house this morning, AND GAVE ME A 6 PACK of paper towels BRAND NAME TOO!

How dare diversity exist where I live........ WAKE UP PLAID PEOPLE!

You can say that again.

Oh, wait, you did.

Finally have internet in my house! Back on track baby!

(June 19, 2018 at 5:35 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Finally have internet in my house! Back on track baby!

Now the Feds can monitor you with that one pixel camera. (I actually heard a guy claim that the government was watching all of us in our homes on our computers.)

(June 19, 2018 at 5:42 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:

(June 19, 2018 at 5:35 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Finally have internet in my house! Back on track baby!

Now the Feds can monitor you with that one pixel camera. (I actually heard a guy claim that the government was watching all of us in our homes on our computers.)

Good luck with that. I have had foil masking tape over the camera on my laptop since Day 1 after purchase. I'm not paranoid, I just don't want a potential hack to ruin someone's camera.

(June 19, 2018 at 5:42 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:

(June 19, 2018 at 5:35 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Finally have internet in my house! Back on track baby!

Now the Feds can monitor you with that one pixel camera. (I actually heard a guy claim that the government was watching all of us in our homes on our computers.)

My microwave and toaster watch me. 

And I have suspicions about the shower drain.

(June 19, 2018 at 6:06 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:

(June 19, 2018 at 5:42 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Now the Feds can monitor you with that one pixel camera. (I actually heard a guy claim that the government was watching all of us in our homes on our computers.)

My microwave and toaster watch me. 

And I have suspicions about the shower drain.

I don't even want to think about that angle of view. 

(June 19, 2018 at 6:06 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:

(June 19, 2018 at 5:42 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Now the Feds can monitor you with that one pixel camera. (I actually heard a guy claim that the government was watching all of us in our homes on our computers.)

My microwave and toaster watch me. 

And I have suspicions about the shower drain.

"What are you doing Hal?"

So my Hispanic neighbor is putting a brick trimmed rock bed around the skirt of my new home. He's got 99% of one side done already. I saw him just now leaving for work and teased him, "I changed my mind, I don't want the rock bed now. You can take it back." He responded, "Let me get my gun."

Story of my life, joke with anyone and it always backfires on me.

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Owner of a brand new house
Owner of a brand new house
(much better than a)
Owner of a dumpster fire
Owner of a brand new house

Say you don't want to trash it
You've done so before
Clean it now, mom would be proud
Dancing on the vinyl floor

Owner of a brand new house
Owner of a brand new house
(much better than a)
Owner of a dumpster fire
Owner of a brand new house

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I know those who know are going to have that tune stuck in their heads now.

My friend Dwayne posted pictures and video for me on my FB  page for those interested here is my page.

https://www.facebook.com/BrianJamesRationalpoet