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RE: Let's start some conspiracy theories.
July 12, 2018 at 9:57 am
(July 11, 2018 at 9:57 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: (July 11, 2018 at 9:36 pm)Joods Wrote: I don't have a Webcam.
I'm a smart girl 😂
Yeah, but I'll bet you forgot about the one in your microwave.
Hint: It's hidden in the clock function.
speaking of which, it's a little known fact that GE and Proctor & Gamble are secretly hiding the fact that their microwave ovens are slowly depleting the CMB. The Church supports this conspiracy in the hopes that a thousand years from now scientists will have no evidence of the Big Bang.
my suggestion is a massive move to forego the nuke box and stick that pot pie in a conventional oven.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
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RE: Let's start some conspiracy theories.
July 12, 2018 at 10:12 am
I was lied too, that old man from Nantucket was from Alpha Century.
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RE: Let's start some conspiracy theories.
July 12, 2018 at 10:36 am
There are no such things as diamonds, they are simply a fortified glass akin to bulletproof glass, artificially created to completely fabricate a market and the desire for a luxury product.
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RE: Let's start some conspiracy theories.
July 12, 2018 at 10:49 am
The cast of Whose Line is sending me telepathic messages through my TV. Colin is making a mockery of me.
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RE: Let's start some conspiracy theories.
July 12, 2018 at 10:56 am
Jehova's witnesses actually have a vault of tangeable evidence proving them right about their view on god, but they fail to make thus public to outsiders because they decreed That belief has to come from faith, not from knowing, and that it has to be earned by a leap.
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RE: Let's start some conspiracy theories.
July 12, 2018 at 11:17 am
Kennedy was killed in a Lincoln. Lincoln died in a Ford. Do I need to go on?