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Let's start some conspiracy theories.
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RE: Let's start some conspiracy theories.
July 12, 2018 at 9:25 am (This post was last modified: July 12, 2018 at 9:30 am by purplepurpose.)
Trump led a righteous life in one of his previous lives. There's no other way how a man can be so overwhelmingly hot and rich.
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RE: Let's start some conspiracy theories.
July 12, 2018 at 9:57 am
(July 11, 2018 at 9:57 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(July 11, 2018 at 9:36 pm)Joods Wrote: I don't have a Webcam.

I'm a smart girl 😂

Yeah, but I'll bet you forgot about the one in your microwave. 

Hint: It's hidden in the clock function.

speaking of which, it's a little known fact that GE and Proctor & Gamble are secretly hiding the fact that their microwave ovens are slowly depleting the CMB. The Church supports this conspiracy in the hopes that a thousand years from now scientists will have no evidence of the Big Bang.

my suggestion is a massive move to forego the nuke box and stick that pot pie in a conventional oven.
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#43
RE: Let's start some conspiracy theories.
July 12, 2018 at 10:12 am
I was lied too, that old man from Nantucket was from Alpha Century.
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RE: Let's start some conspiracy theories.
July 12, 2018 at 10:36 am
There are no such things as diamonds, they are simply a fortified glass akin to bulletproof glass, artificially created to completely fabricate a market and the desire for a luxury product.
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RE: Let's start some conspiracy theories.
July 12, 2018 at 10:49 am
The cast of Whose Line is sending me telepathic messages through my TV. Colin is making a mockery of me.
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RE: Let's start some conspiracy theories.
July 12, 2018 at 10:56 am
Jehova's witnesses actually have a vault of tangeable evidence proving them right about their view on god, but they fail to make thus public to outsiders because they decreed That belief has to come from faith, not from knowing, and that it has to be earned by a leap.
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RE: Let's start some conspiracy theories.
July 12, 2018 at 11:17 am
Kennedy was killed in a Lincoln. Lincoln died in a Ford. Do I need to go on?
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RE: Let's start some conspiracy theories.
July 12, 2018 at 11:18 am
(July 12, 2018 at 10:49 am)Brian37 Wrote: The cast of Whose Line is sending me telepathic messages through my TV. Colin is making a mockery Mochrie of me.

ftfy
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RE: Let's start some conspiracy theories.
July 12, 2018 at 11:25 am
(July 11, 2018 at 6:52 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Huggy has a secret database.

All the data fled from huggy’s Base before he locked the gates. So all he has is the Bible now.
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RE: Let's start some conspiracy theories.
July 12, 2018 at 1:57 pm (This post was last modified: July 12, 2018 at 2:00 pm by Brian37.)
(July 11, 2018 at 6:50 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(July 11, 2018 at 6:19 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Did you know that Tap-a-talk automatically copies your posts to the FBI, CIA, and ICE? But only if you type like a Latino.

Did you know I code everyone  of my posts with ABBA songs?

I don't want to hear shit from anyone. Judge Harry Stone had Mel Torme, Christine Sullivan had the Royals, and I have ABBA.
(July 12, 2018 at 11:18 am)Joods Wrote:
(July 12, 2018 at 10:49 am)Brian37 Wrote: The cast of Whose Line is sending me telepathic messages through my TV. Colin is making a mockery Mochrie of me.

ftfy

I knew the spelling, THAT was the point. His real last name sounds the same. Mockery and "Mochrie".
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