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RE: Random Thoughts
August 24, 2018 at 12:25 am
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#1652
RE: Random Thoughts
August 24, 2018 at 1:35 am
Awww, I feel so loved.
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#1653
RE: Random Thoughts
August 24, 2018 at 6:25 am
Guys, if you have a shower and are staying home for the night not expecting anyone, do you need to use underarm deodorant?
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#1654
RE: Random Thoughts
August 24, 2018 at 7:33 am
(August 24, 2018 at 6:25 am)ignoramus Wrote: Guys, if you have a shower and are staying home for the night not expecting anyone, do you need to use underarm deodorant?

Nope.
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#1655
RE: Random Thoughts
August 24, 2018 at 11:09 am
Time for bed.

How many times have I said that in this thread?
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RE: Random Thoughts
August 24, 2018 at 11:46 am
(August 24, 2018 at 6:25 am)ignoramus Wrote: Guys, if you have a shower and are staying home for the night not expecting anyone, do you need to use underarm deodorant?

I always do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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#1657
RE: Random Thoughts
August 24, 2018 at 11:50 am
It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring.

Well so much for my plans. I was going to save a few bucks by going out for pizza instead of having it delivered, but no way am I going to schlepp a box of pizza home from the restaurant in the pouring rain.
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RE: Random Thoughts
August 24, 2018 at 3:44 pm
(August 24, 2018 at 11:09 am)Kit Wrote: Time for bed.

How many times have I said that in this thread?

At least one fewer times than you’re going to.

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RE: Random Thoughts
August 24, 2018 at 4:33 pm
Where does belly button fluff come from? I was tempted to eat mine recently.
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RE: Random Thoughts
August 24, 2018 at 6:23 pm
(August 24, 2018 at 4:33 pm)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: Where does belly button fluff come from? I was tempted to eat mine recently.

Stray errant pubes and clothing lint. Weave them together and make some dental floss. Big Grin
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