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"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
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Guys, if you have a shower and are staying home for the night not expecting anyone, do you need to use underarm deodorant?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Time for bed.
How many times have I said that in this thread? (August 24, 2018 at 6:25 am)ignoramus Wrote: Guys, if you have a shower and are staying home for the night not expecting anyone, do you need to use underarm deodorant? I always do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring.
Well so much for my plans. I was going to save a few bucks by going out for pizza instead of having it delivered, but no way am I going to schlepp a box of pizza home from the restaurant in the pouring rain. (August 24, 2018 at 11:09 am)Kit Wrote: Time for bed. At least one fewer times than you’re going to. 😉 Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Where does belly button fluff come from? I was tempted to eat mine recently.
(August 24, 2018 at 4:33 pm)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: Where does belly button fluff come from? I was tempted to eat mine recently. Stray errant pubes and clothing lint. Weave them together and make some dental floss.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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