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Who needs satnav....when you can have " angels "?

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Who needs satnav....when you can have " angels "?
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Who needs satnav....when you can have " angels "?
September 20, 2011 at 4:06 pm
A Kenyan athlete called Lucy Kabuu won an event called the Great North Run in the UK last weekend.
Apparently, she " came from nowhere " to destroy the womens' field and clocked the fastest ever time for the event.
Lucy has a new baby daughter and claims she felt the infant with her during the race. She went further, claiming " all my life I have felt like angels have guided me during my races ".
And the baby's name? You guessed it...Angel.

How sweet.
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RE: Who needs satnav....when you can have " angels "?
September 20, 2011 at 4:08 pm
my uncle took part in that...
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RE: Who needs satnav....when you can have " angels "?
September 20, 2011 at 6:12 pm
(September 20, 2011 at 4:06 pm)bozo Wrote: A Kenyan athlete called Lucy Kabuu won an event called the Great North Run in the UK last weekend.
Apparently, she " came from nowhere " to destroy the womens' field and clocked the fastest ever time for the event.
Lucy has a new baby daughter and claims she felt the infant with her during the race. She went further, claiming " all my life I have felt like angels have guided me during my races ".
And the baby's name? You guessed it...Angel.

How sweet.

How simplistic and backward...
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RE: Who needs satnav....when you can have " angels "?
September 20, 2011 at 6:12 pm
(September 20, 2011 at 4:06 pm)bozo Wrote: " all my life I have felt like angels have guided me during my races ".

What the fuck races are you running that you need a heavenly GPS?!?!

follow the path woman!
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RE: Who needs satnav....when you can have " angels "?
September 20, 2011 at 6:15 pm
(September 20, 2011 at 6:12 pm)Rokcet Scientist Wrote:
(September 20, 2011 at 4:06 pm)bozo Wrote: A Kenyan athlete called Lucy Kabuu won an event called the Great North Run in the UK last weekend.
Apparently, she " came from nowhere " to destroy the womens' field and clocked the fastest ever time for the event.
Lucy has a new baby daughter and claims she felt the infant with her during the race. She went further, claiming " all my life I have felt like angels have guided me during my races ".
And the baby's name? You guessed it...Angel.

How sweet.

How simplistic and backward...

Quite so, I was being sarcastic.
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RE: Who needs satnav....when you can have " angels "?
September 21, 2011 at 1:41 pm
(September 20, 2011 at 6:15 pm)bozo Wrote:
(September 20, 2011 at 6:12 pm)Rokcet Scientist Wrote:
(September 20, 2011 at 4:06 pm)bozo Wrote: A Kenyan athlete called Lucy Kabuu won an event called the Great North Run in the UK last weekend.
Apparently, she " came from nowhere " to destroy the womens' field and clocked the fastest ever time for the event.
Lucy has a new baby daughter and claims she felt the infant with her during the race. She went further, claiming " all my life I have felt like angels have guided me during my races ".
And the baby's name? You guessed it...Angel.

How sweet.

How simplistic and backward...

Quite so, I was being sarcastic.

You must mean 'ironic'...
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RE: Who needs satnav....when you can have " angels "?
September 21, 2011 at 2:53 pm
(September 21, 2011 at 1:41 pm)Rokcet Scientist Wrote:
(September 20, 2011 at 6:15 pm)bozo Wrote:
(September 20, 2011 at 6:12 pm)Rokcet Scientist Wrote:
(September 20, 2011 at 4:06 pm)bozo Wrote: A Kenyan athlete called Lucy Kabuu won an event called the Great North Run in the UK last weekend.
Apparently, she " came from nowhere " to destroy the womens' field and clocked the fastest ever time for the event.
Lucy has a new baby daughter and claims she felt the infant with her during the race. She went further, claiming " all my life I have felt like angels have guided me during my races ".
And the baby's name? You guessed it...Angel.

How sweet.

How simplistic and backward...

Quite so, I was being sarcastic.

You must mean 'ironic'...

maybe...or satirical even.
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September 21, 2011 at 4:50 pm
(September 20, 2011 at 4:06 pm)bozo Wrote: She went further, claiming " all my life I have felt like angels have guided me during my races ".
And the ones that led her up a mountain or on a level crossing are fallen angels huh?

So if this woman has a boy she thinks wasn't meant to be, will she call him Lucifer as well? ^^
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RE: Who needs satnav....when you can have " angels "?
September 21, 2011 at 5:47 pm
Wonder what kind of aftermarket I'll have to buy to get them installed on my tractor.
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RE: Who needs satnav....when you can have " angels "?
September 23, 2011 at 1:44 pm

I'll switch as soon as 'Angels' have better speedtrap warnings... Big Grin
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