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RE: Random Thoughts
October 29, 2018 at 5:47 am
Babysitting can be fun.

Kid: "Tomorrow, can we go to a haunted house for Halloween?"

Me: "What's wrong with the one you live in?"

Kid: "What?"

Me: "Sweet dreams".

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Thoughts
October 29, 2018 at 5:56 am
Why do people use 'chicken' as a synonym for 'coward'? Ever met a chicken?  Those things will fuck you up.

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#2273
RE: Random Thoughts
October 29, 2018 at 6:44 am
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#2274
RE: Random Thoughts
October 29, 2018 at 8:02 am
(October 29, 2018 at 5:56 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Why do people use 'chicken' as a synonym for 'coward'? Ever met a chicken?  Those things will fuck you up.

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Especially if you have Doritos. We knew someone who had a pet chicken and that thing was addicted to Doritos.
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#2275
RE: Random Thoughts
October 29, 2018 at 8:04 am
(October 29, 2018 at 8:02 am)Joods Wrote:
(October 29, 2018 at 5:56 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Why do people use 'chicken' as a synonym for 'coward'? Ever met a chicken?  Those things will fuck you up.

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Especially if you have Doritos. We knew someone who had a pet chicken and that thing was addicted to Doritos.

That makes sense.  Doritos are basically corn chips covered in cheese powder.
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#2276
RE: Random Thoughts
October 29, 2018 at 10:13 am
My leg is so itchy in this boot, grrrrrr.

If this was a cast, I'd be so annoyed at not being able to scratch.
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RE: Random Thoughts
October 29, 2018 at 10:16 am
(October 26, 2018 at 6:32 am)Kit Wrote:
(October 26, 2018 at 6:28 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:


Your cousins?

The lady is a Scottish hooker. The cameraman is very urbana.
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RE: Random Thoughts
October 29, 2018 at 10:58 am
(October 29, 2018 at 10:16 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(October 26, 2018 at 6:32 am)Kit Wrote: Your cousins?

The lady is a Scottish hooker. The cameraman is very urbana.

A hooker?  She's built more like a scrum-half.

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RE: Random Thoughts
October 29, 2018 at 1:00 pm
(October 29, 2018 at 5:47 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Babysitting can be fun.

Kid: "Tomorrow, can we go to a haunted house for Halloween?"

Me: "What's wrong with the one you live in?"

Kid: "What?"

Me: "Sweet dreams".

Don't what I love more about you: Your sense of humor, or your beautiful face, or your intelligence or your devotion to healing others (medical doctor as a profession) or your body.

I wish we were on the same path so bad.
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RE: Random Thoughts
October 29, 2018 at 1:08 pm
(October 29, 2018 at 1:00 pm)MysticKnight Wrote:
(October 29, 2018 at 5:47 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Babysitting can be fun.

Kid: "Tomorrow, can we go to a haunted house for Halloween?"

Me: "What's wrong with the one you live in?"

Kid: "What?"

Me: "Sweet dreams".


I wish we were on the same path so bad.

Well, you could start by abandoning your lunacy and applying to medical school...

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