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Fuck Everybody... Except God.
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RE: Fuck Everybody... Except God.
September 29, 2011 at 5:23 pm
(This post was last modified: September 29, 2011 at 5:24 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
How did I miss that bear? ::checks the chamber::
(I wont miss that goofy bastard, he's got a huge target hanging off the bottom of his face)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
 RE: Fuck Everybody... Except God.
September 29, 2011 at 5:24 pm
(This post was last modified: September 29, 2011 at 5:27 pm by MilesTailsPrower.)
(September 29, 2011 at 5:23 pm)Rhythm Wrote: How did I miss that bear? ::checks the chamber:: I'd be more worried about that Honey Badger  hock:(September 29, 2011 at 5:23 pm)Rhythm Wrote: (I wont miss that goofy bastard, he's got a huge target hanging off the bottom of his face) Maybe you should just stick to Deer Avenger? ![[Image: 68241_large.jpeg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i.d.com.com%2Fi%2Fdl%2Fmedia%2Fdlimage%2F68%2F24%2F1%2F68241_large.jpeg)
Religion is like a Penis, you shouldn't whip it out in public and you shouldn't shove it down your child's throat.
(September 29, 2011 at 5:24 pm)MilesTailsPrower Wrote: I'd be more worried about that Honey Badger No shit right? He takes what he wants! How's that stupid!
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Religion is like a Penis, you shouldn't whip it out in public and you shouldn't shove it down your child's throat.
You consider that disturbing!?!
Religion is like a Penis, you shouldn't whip it out in public and you shouldn't shove it down your child's throat.
RE: Fuck Everybody... Except God.
September 29, 2011 at 9:17 pm
(This post was last modified: September 29, 2011 at 9:18 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Honey Badgers are currently my hero. Hobbling around, eating tasty shit and not giving a shit. The thing used a cobra to get high ffs! Slept it off and did what? Started it all over again right where he left off.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Jesus should be your hero, he died for your sins you know?
Religion is like a Penis, you shouldn't whip it out in public and you shouldn't shove it down your child's throat.
Tell you what, lets tie a cobra to his ass and put him in the ring with a honey badger, winner takes all.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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