Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: April 29, 2024, 12:43 am

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Animal Experts.......
#1
Animal Experts.......
I've petted a kangaroo, held a koala even a boa a long time ago. But whenever I watch tv, and last Feb, when I went to Erwin's Zoo, I see people deal with dangerous animals. It was still a bit unnerving to me to walk bast the tiger enclosure at the Australia Zoo, and see 3 guys standing in the back of it, looking relaxed as if it was no big deal. And all I could think looking at those big cats was, "Better you than me.".

NO AND MIGHT I ADD, THANK YOU!
Reply
#2
RE: Animal Experts.......
Would it help to think of tigers as just somewhat oversized housecats who are basically very friendly and may incidentally remove your internal organs?

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Reply
#3
RE: Animal Experts.......
(December 26, 2018 at 3:15 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Would it help to think of tigers as just somewhat oversized housecats who are basically very friendly and may incidentally remove your internal organs?

Boru

Ha ha ha..... Yea, I am sure Roy would say the same and not blame the cat too. And from what I understand he didn't, but a lot of good that did Roy. 

Like I said, noooooooo thank you.

In all seriousness, I am sure if they are raised from birth, they'd be less likely to get aggressive. Problem is, just like most life, if you run out of resources to feed it, it is big enough and strong enough to unintentionally or intentionally rip you to shreds. 

Shit, even with horses. I've ridden once, looked down thinking damn if I fall off I could really fucking break something. But even with their hard skulls, I think what if they lean into me and unintentionally but my head.

I'll stick to my house cat thank you.
Reply
#4
RE: Animal Experts.......
Take a tiger, raise it up to full size. Then let it get horny.
Reply
#5
RE: Animal Experts.......
(December 26, 2018 at 3:28 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Take a tiger, raise it up to full size. Then let it get horny.

Sure, and while I am at it, while it is horny, poke it in the eye.
Reply
#6
RE: Animal Experts.......
(December 26, 2018 at 3:28 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Take a tiger, raise it up to full size. Then let it get horny.

'Never trust a horny tiger,' that's my motto.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Reply
#7
RE: Animal Experts.......


Reply
#8
RE: Animal Experts.......
Here's one I might trust...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYZ81x2CJF8

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Reply
#9
RE: Animal Experts.......
(December 26, 2018 at 3:42 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(December 26, 2018 at 3:28 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Take a tiger, raise it up to full size. Then let it get horny.

'Never trust a horny tiger,' that's my motto.

Boru

FUCK YOU BASTARD, I had a mouth full of beer when I read that, you trying to make me choke to death laughing? Hilarious

Good motto regardless.  Hehe

I think that should go without saying. Razz

(December 26, 2018 at 3:44 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:


Yep, I would be that guy.

RationalPoet.... Video of a lion, but still, there is a reason they call them "BIG , DID I MENTION, BIG, NO REALLY, I MEAN FUCKING DON'T MESS WITH ME FUCKING BIG, CATS"



Reply
#10
RE: Animal Experts.......
[Image: hsZojsf.jpg]
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
Reply



Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Without rape, most animal species would go extinct Alexmahone 34 4428 May 25, 2018 at 11:25 am
Last Post: sdelsolray
  Five things about animal taxonomy that may or may not surprise you. Duke Guilmon 9 3365 March 24, 2015 at 4:14 am
Last Post: BrianSoddingBoru4
  Animal Sounds Rayaan 6 2325 February 26, 2012 at 12:35 pm
Last Post: The Grand Nudger
  "One Animal Researcher Refuses to Hide " Autumnlicious 10 4118 January 15, 2012 at 6:39 pm
Last Post: Oldandeasilyconfused
  Ligers, Totally my favorite animal ever! Eilonnwy 8 2662 August 18, 2010 at 2:57 am
Last Post: leo-rcc



Users browsing this thread: 2 Guest(s)