I'm thinking of starting up a service for rich people where, for an extravagant price, I can, using pure science, revitalise their beloved pets who are on death's door.
There will be some side effects including personality and colour change, and in some rare instances, breed change.

(January 3, 2019 at 8:56 am)Little lunch Wrote: I'm thinking of starting up a service for rich people where, for an extravagant price, I can, using pure science, revitalise their beloved pets who are on death's door.
There will be some side effects including personality and colour change, and in some rare instances, breed change.

So, when one of my cats transitions to The Great Beyond, I can hire you to get a replacement lizard?  Sign me up.

Boru

Lovely little dino animation balanced between heartbreaking and heartwarming.

White chocolate and blood does not taste like strawberry chocolate.
Back to the drawing board.

People are usually shocked when they discover I'm not a very good electrician.

Boru

Apparently "population explosion" does not mean blowing up large numbers of people.

Ooops.

(January 16, 2019 at 5:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Apparently "population explosion" does not mean blowing up large numbers of people.

Ooops.

Keep at it, luv.  Practice makes adequate.

Boru

If you're determined to stay single and still have kids, have them with an anti-vaxxer.

It's cheaper to pay child support for eight years than it is to pay it for 18.

The older Christian Bale gets, the more he looks like Gary Oldman.









Boru

(January 24, 2019 at 8:51 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The older Christian Bale gets, the more he looks like Gary Oldman.









Boru

And its final form is Larry King.

Like a bad pokémon...