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Christians worship Satan and don't even know it
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Christians worship Satan and don't even know it
I've always suspected there was something off with Santa Claus and now I found a proof. Big Grin

https://stalliondrift.wixsite.com/blog/p...en-know-it
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#2
RE: Christians worship Satan and don't even know it
Well, that's pretty fucking stupid.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#3
RE: Christians worship Satan and don't even know it
Actually, Lucifer won the war in Heaven and then rewrote history to make it look like he was God all along.
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RE: Christians worship Satan and don't even know it
(April 14, 2019 at 11:32 am)rado84 Wrote: I've always suspected there was something off with Santa Claus and now I found a proof. Big Grin

https://stalliondrift.wixsite.com/blog/p...en-know-it

Jerkoff
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#5
RE: Christians worship Satan and don't even know it
Yeah, we know it gets you off.
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RE: Christians worship Satan and don't even know it
(April 15, 2019 at 10:26 am)Drich Wrote:
(April 14, 2019 at 11:32 am)rado84 Wrote: I've always suspected there was something off with Santa Claus and now I found a proof. Big Grin

https://stalliondrift.wixsite.com/blog/p...en-know-it

Jerkoff

Don't you use two hands to pray?
Religion is the top shelf of the supernatural supermarket ... Madog
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#7
RE: Christians worship Satan and don't even know it
(April 14, 2019 at 11:32 am)rado84 Wrote: I've always suspected there was something off with Santa Claus and now I found a proof. Big Grin

https://stalliondrift.wixsite.com/blog/p...en-know-it

If I didn't know better I might think you were a JW.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Christians worship Satan and don't even know it
(April 15, 2019 at 11:06 am)madog Wrote:
(April 15, 2019 at 10:26 am)Drich Wrote: Jerkoff

Don't you use two hands to pray?

Middle Finer
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RE: Christians worship Satan and don't even know it
(April 15, 2019 at 11:15 am)Drich Wrote:
(April 15, 2019 at 11:06 am)madog Wrote: Don't you use two hands to pray?

Middle Finer

Don't you use two fingers to evangelize ?
Religion is the top shelf of the supernatural supermarket ... Madog
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RE: Christians worship Satan and don't even know it
(April 14, 2019 at 11:32 am)rado84 Wrote: I've always suspected there was something off with Santa Claus and now I found a proof. Big Grin

https://stalliondrift.wixsite.com/blog/p...en-know-it

Wasn't there a dyslexic devil worshipper who once sold his soul to Santa? Diablo

(April 15, 2019 at 11:23 am)madog Wrote:
(April 15, 2019 at 11:15 am)Drich Wrote: Middle Finer

Don't you use two fingers to evangelize ?

christards can only count to one. Hilarious
I don't know whether I need a bottle in front of me or a frontal lobotomy. Diablo
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