Christians worship Satan and don't even know it

[Drich]

Don't you use two fingers to evangelize ?

Said the douche whose avatar is a depiction of what he is pretending to be offended by.

wrong kind of christian sport I do not evangelize, plus I think it is not allowed here.

what else you got?

[madog]

Don't you use two fingers to evangelize ?

 wrong kind of christian sport 
 

  is this the right type of Christian sport? Do you find if you rub long enough your prayers are answered?

[Lemon Curry]

 wrong kind of christian sport 
 

  

Isn't this a depiction of that well-known christardmass carol - "Oh COME all ye faithful"?

[Drich]

 wrong kind of christian sport 
 

  is this the right type of Christian sport? Do you find if you rub long enough your prayers are answered?

close. it depends on who you are in real life. Can't fool God, so pretending to be a sweet never offend anyone, lollie pop guild member when you are more of a "peace among worlds    " type of guy is the wrong type of person let alone Christian.

 because in the end you are not fooling anyone, and you become disingenuous among all of the other traits you fail to hide when tested. The right kind of Christian has you be you most of the time. the only time you can't be you is when you among weak brethern of the faith. those who are spiritually weak and may sin because they themselves are not sure where the line is, and if they are not ready or unsure of an act or doing. For them it is a sin, even if you know it is not. For their sakes it is better to hold back than crush their faith with things they think are sin.

As far as answered prayers, that is not what a prayer is. a prayer is you asking God to change you to his will. you are probably thinking of a petition. a petition is asking God for your own stuff. girlfriend wife house car money job ect. petitioning God is not praying. since   is not on god's things we are to pray for the answer is no to your question.

However I do have all of my prayer answered as well as petitions. that said i also know there is always a personal cost and most times the cost is far too great, in relation to what I am asking for once i find or I understand the cost. i often find I am much happier where I am at. So I pray for very little besides direction/wise decision making manage what I have to provide modest increase and to manage daily need.

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Isn't this a depiction of that well-known christardmass carol - "Oh COME all ye faithful"?

your thinking of scientology.

[madog]

  is this the right type of Christian sport? Do you find if you rub long enough your prayers are answered?

close.

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However I do have all of my prayer answered as well as petitions.  

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You do realise the claim of this thread? 

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Can't fool God

Actually, you can.  He's a sucker for 'pull my finger'.  Falls for it every time:

Fallopians 22:7-12  'And Voldiff did cryeth out unto the Lord and did implore unto Him,  "Pull Ye my finger, oh Lord Of Hosts!"   And God, being besotted of wine and those weird little biscuits that don't taste like anything, really, did giveth unto Voldiff his desire and pulled the finger of him.  And Voldiff did thereupon break his wind with the clamour of a thousand trumpets, and the stench of it was like unto Liverpool at low tide.  And the Lord did saith unto Voldiff, "Groweth thou up, dude.  Seriously." '

Boru

[madog]

 Actually, you can.  He's a sucker for 'pull my finger'.  Falls for it every time:

Fallopians 22:7-12  'And Voldiff did cryeth out unto the Lord and did implore unto Him,  "Pull Ye my finger, oh Lord Of Hosts!" 

To be fair Drich did touch on this scripture :-  
But he was too busy praying to satan :- 

[Alan V]

If this discussion was about Christians worshiping idols, I would have something to add. But Satan? That's just mind-reading.

[brewer]

If this discussion was about Christians worshiping idols, I would have something to add.  But Satan?  That's just mind-reading.

I know very few who know even one of his songs.