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I thought your god was keeping you safe
RE: I thought your god was keeping you safe
(April 16, 2019 at 5:29 pm)Nomad Wrote:
(April 15, 2019 at 12:26 pm)Nihilist Virus Wrote: Every Christian's wet dream is to hear the words, "Deny Christ or I'll pull the trigger."  They get spiritual erections from being persecuted.

So no, they don't think their rapist deity is protecting them from physical harm.

And if the history of the Roman Empire is any judge 99 out of every hundred would deny him.  Most christians, when brought up on civil charges of not sacrificing to the Emperor (they didn't even have to deny Jesus, or do anything to show they were being sincere {there are records of Roman magistrates being perfectly happy with an obviously insincere declaration of faith}), went ahead and fondled some chicken gizzards.

(April 15, 2019 at 12:43 pm)Lemon Curry Wrote: When I was young, I used to press wild flowers and stick them in my Nature book and write about them.  Of course, that was back then when there were some actual wild flowers still growing in the fields.

I didn't know that one could press christards too. Hilarious

Used you wear women's clothes and hang around in bars, too?

(April 16, 2019 at 5:29 pm)Nomad Wrote:
(April 15, 2019 at 12:26 pm)Nihilist Virus Wrote: Every Christian's wet dream is to hear the words, "Deny Christ or I'll pull the trigger."  They get spiritual erections from being persecuted.

So no, they don't think their rapist deity is protecting them from physical harm.

And if the history of the Roman Empire is any judge 99 out of every hundred would deny him.  Most christians, when brought up on civil charges of not sacrificing to the Emperor (they didn't even have to deny Jesus, or do anything to show they were being sincere {there are records of Roman magistrates being perfectly happy with an obviously insincere declaration of faith}), went ahead and fondled some chicken gizzards.

(April 15, 2019 at 12:43 pm)Lemon Curry Wrote: When I was young, I used to press wild flowers and stick them in my Nature book and write about them.  Of course, that was back then when there were some actual wild flowers still growing in the fields.

I didn't know that one could press christards too. Hilarious

Used you wear women's clothes and hang around in bars, too?
The panties and bra aren't an issue.  It's the high heels.
I don't know whether I need a bottle in front of me or a frontal lobotomy. Diablo
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RE: I thought your god was keeping you safe
(April 17, 2019 at 10:23 am)LadyForCamus Wrote: Omg, Stahp!!!

CTON!
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RE: I thought your god was keeping you safe
(April 17, 2019 at 12:08 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(April 17, 2019 at 10:23 am)LadyForCamus Wrote: Omg, Stahp!!!

CTON!

Pochemu?
I don't know whether I need a bottle in front of me or a frontal lobotomy. Diablo
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RE: I thought your god was keeping you safe
(April 17, 2019 at 12:20 pm)Lemon Curry Wrote:
(April 17, 2019 at 12:08 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: CTON!

Pochemu?
Tak kak.
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RE: I thought your god was keeping you safe
(April 17, 2019 at 12:23 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(April 17, 2019 at 12:20 pm)Lemon Curry Wrote: Pochemu?
Tak kak.

Nyet.
I don't know whether I need a bottle in front of me or a frontal lobotomy. Diablo
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RE: I thought your god was keeping you safe
Da da da...
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RE: I thought your god was keeping you safe
(April 17, 2019 at 12:34 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Da da da...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNYcviXK4rg

La, ochi, non.
I don't know whether I need a bottle in front of me or a frontal lobotomy. Diablo
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RE: I thought your god was keeping you safe
You win.
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RE: I thought your god was keeping you safe
(April 17, 2019 at 1:03 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: You win.

... and my prize is what?

The right to read the credits for the forum in a style of the members' choosing? Cool
I don't know whether I need a bottle in front of me or a frontal lobotomy. Diablo
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RE: I thought your god was keeping you safe
(April 17, 2019 at 1:45 pm)Lemon Curry Wrote:
(April 17, 2019 at 1:03 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: You win.

... and my prize is what?

The right to read the credits for the forum in a style of the members' choosing? Cool

Gopher it.
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