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I thought your god was keeping you safe

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I thought your god was keeping you safe
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RE: I thought your god was keeping you safe
April 17, 2019 at 2:30 pm
(April 17, 2019 at 2:22 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(April 17, 2019 at 1:45 pm)Lemon Curry Wrote: ... and my prize is what?

The right to read the credits for the forum in a style of the members' choosing? Cool

Gopher it.

Fine - but what's the style, pray tell?
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#112
RE: I thought your god was keeping you safe
April 17, 2019 at 2:33 pm
(April 17, 2019 at 2:30 pm)Lemon Curry Wrote:
(April 17, 2019 at 2:22 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Gopher it.

Fine - but what's the style, pray tell?

William Claude Dukenfield.
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RE: I thought your god was keeping you safe
April 17, 2019 at 3:42 pm
(April 17, 2019 at 2:33 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(April 17, 2019 at 2:30 pm)Lemon Curry Wrote: Fine - but what's the style, pray tell?

William Claude Dukenfield.

Gawdzilla Sama, one of the great mainstays of the forum, doesn't drink water because fish piss in it.

Nigger Boru, one of the most jovial of forumites, thinks that reality is an illusion caused by the lack of alcohol.

Fireball, master of wit and repartee, doesn't drink anymore.  He doesn't drink any less either.

Drich, who, when he walks into a room, makes it feel as though someone has just left. 

Da da da da da dah.
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#114
RE: I thought your god was keeping you safe
April 17, 2019 at 3:45 pm
BZ!!!
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#115
RE: I thought your god was keeping you safe
April 17, 2019 at 3:48 pm
I suspect people in this thread have been drinking without me!

If that's the case there will be blood!

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#116
RE: I thought your god was keeping you safe
April 17, 2019 at 4:29 pm
I drink a loan.
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RE: I thought your god was keeping you safe
April 17, 2019 at 6:28 pm
Bugger.

We've been rumbled.

Lemon 'the shirt lifter' Curry.
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RE: I thought your god was keeping you safe
April 17, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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Next motherfucker uses the n-word even joking is getting thread banned and reported. Not here.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: I thought your god was keeping you safe
April 18, 2019 at 5:51 am
(April 17, 2019 at 8:19 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
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Next motherfucker uses the n-word even joking is getting thread banned and reported. Not here.

And the rule covering this is...?

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RE: I thought your god was keeping you safe
April 18, 2019 at 7:49 am
Seriously, Boru?
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

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