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Random Thoughts
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 (May 23, 2019 at 5:39 pm)ignoramus Wrote: If Pluto isn't a planet because it's too small, then are midgets really people? Nope. That's why dwarf tossing isn't inhumane. 
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
That awkward moment when one of the most famous actresses alive finally gets naked for a film and you find you're far less turned on and more curious about what pitch her ribcage would make if you struck each rib with a marimba mallet and how long it would take you to figure out how to play this:
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
![[Image: harmlesskitchen.png]](https://i.postimg.cc/yxR97P23/harmlesskitchen.png) I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
Remember: dance like no one is telling you to get off their car.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
GET OFF MY CAR!!!!!!!!
Epithelial.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(May 27, 2019 at 2:45 pm)no one Wrote: GET OFF MY CAR!!!!!!!! To hell with you, old man. I'm dancing on you car while it's parked on your lawn! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (May 27, 2019 at 7:21 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(May 27, 2019 at 2:45 pm)no one Wrote: GET OFF MY CAR!!!!!!!! Do it in stilettos and punch holes in the hood!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
RE: Random Thoughts
May 27, 2019 at 9:34 pm
(This post was last modified: May 27, 2019 at 10:56 pm by The Valkyrie.)
(May 27, 2019 at 9:26 pm)Fireball Wrote:(May 27, 2019 at 7:21 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: To hell with you, old man. Ankle breakers while drunkenly dancing on a car? Are you trying to kill me? I tried that recently myself and it didn't work. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Seriously, you call that dancing? I thought a chicken was having an epileptic seizure.
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