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#2921
RE: Random Thoughts
May 23, 2019 at 5:48 pm
(May 23, 2019 at 5:39 pm)ignoramus Wrote: If Pluto isn't a planet because it's too small, then are midgets really people?

Nope.

That's why dwarf tossing isn't inhumane.

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#2922
RE: Random Thoughts
May 24, 2019 at 1:23 am
That awkward moment when one of the most famous actresses alive finally gets naked for a film and you find you're far less turned on and more curious about what pitch her ribcage would make if you struck each rib with a marimba mallet and how long it would take you to figure out how to play this:






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#2923
RE: Random Thoughts
May 27, 2019 at 2:37 pm
Remember: dance like no one is telling you to get off their car.

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#2924
RE: Random Thoughts
May 27, 2019 at 2:45 pm
GET OFF MY CAR!!!!!!!!
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#2925
RE: Random Thoughts
May 27, 2019 at 2:58 pm
Epithelial.

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#2926
RE: Random Thoughts
May 27, 2019 at 7:21 pm
(May 27, 2019 at 2:45 pm)no one Wrote: GET OFF MY CAR!!!!!!!!

To hell with you, old man.

I'm dancing on you car while it's parked on your lawn!

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RE: Random Thoughts
May 27, 2019 at 9:26 pm
(May 27, 2019 at 7:21 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 27, 2019 at 2:45 pm)no one Wrote: GET OFF MY CAR!!!!!!!!

To hell with you, old man.

I'm dancing on you car while it's parked on your lawn!

Do it in stilettos and punch holes in the hood!
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#2928
RE: Random Thoughts
May 27, 2019 at 9:34 pm (This post was last modified: May 27, 2019 at 10:56 pm by The Valkyrie.)
(May 27, 2019 at 9:26 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(May 27, 2019 at 7:21 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: To hell with you, old man.

I'm dancing on you car while it's parked on your lawn!

Do it in stilettos and punch holes in the hood!

Ankle breakers while drunkenly dancing on a car?

Are you trying to kill me? I tried that recently myself and it didn't work.

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#2929
RE: Random Thoughts
May 28, 2019 at 3:29 am
Seriously, you call that dancing? I thought a chicken was having an epileptic seizure.
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#2930
RE: Random Thoughts
May 28, 2019 at 10:47 am
Found this on Inceltears:

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