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Ask a dog owner
November 6, 2019 at 2:21 am
Ask away my dears...
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RE: Ask a dog owner
November 6, 2019 at 2:34 am
I took the liberty of digging up your pup's old mug shot for reference. It's the one where she's wearing a cone and in her crate. 
Reminds me of Silence of the Lambs...lol.

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RE: Ask a dog owner
November 6, 2019 at 2:40 am
(November 6, 2019 at 2:34 am)Athene Wrote: I took the liberty of digging up your pup's old mug shot for reference. It's the one where she's wearing a cone and in her crate. 
Reminds me of Silence of the Lambs...lol.

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Oh for those days, ? now she’s a tiny teenager with huge attitude. I never thought I’d have to argue with her...bossy rude little girl but mommy wuvs her anyway
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RE: Ask a dog owner
November 6, 2019 at 6:12 am
If dogs are related to wolves, how come chihuahuas never stalk lost travelers on a snowy night?

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RE: Ask a dog owner
November 6, 2019 at 6:35 am
Have you ever seen a daschhund with a hardon successfully run up stairs?

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RE: Ask a dog owner
November 6, 2019 at 6:53 am
I mean...it's just...I'm not...there's...

Why the fuck do you do this to me??

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RE: Ask a dog owner
November 6, 2019 at 6:58 am (This post was last modified: November 6, 2019 at 6:59 am by Gawdzilla Sama.)
How's the cross-breeding going?

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RE: Ask a dog owner
November 6, 2019 at 8:12 am
Terminator 2, "Whats wrong with Wolfy?"

Melty guy, "Nothing, Wolfy is fine".

Terminator, "You're parents are dead."

Just being silly. I am a cat person.
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RE: Ask a dog owner
November 6, 2019 at 8:26 am
(November 6, 2019 at 8:12 am)Brian37 Wrote: Terminator 2, "Whats wrong with Wolfy?"

Melty guy, "Nothing, Wolfy is fine".

Terminator, "You're FOSTER parents are dead."

Just being silly. I am a cat person.
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RE: Ask a dog owner
November 6, 2019 at 11:04 am
Woof?
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