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What Would You Like Named After You?

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What Would You Like Named After You?
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RE: What Would You Like Named After You?
March 14, 2020 at 11:35 pm
I guess I’m boring, I’m hoping I’m impressionable enough to have my future grandchildren or great grandchildren named for me. Just as my grandmother was amazing I’ll be naming my future kids Mary Elizabeth, and Alice Anne after my grandmother Mary Alice
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RE: What Would You Like Named After You?
March 15, 2020 at 1:35 am
The outrage of being forcibly brought into this world without one's consent. I don't know what you would call it and it would really be presumptuous of me to call for it to named after me since I am hardly the only one who feels this way. But since you asked, this.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

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RE: What Would You Like Named After You?
March 15, 2020 at 1:39 am (This post was last modified: March 15, 2020 at 1:39 am by ignoramus.)
Let's call it "non existential hijacking". We should all be allowed to sue our parents for this gross injustice of prehuman rights.
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RE: What Would You Like Named After You?
March 15, 2020 at 8:48 am
A dead end street.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: What Would You Like Named After You?
March 15, 2020 at 8:59 am
A genocide or global disaster.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: What Would You Like Named After You?
March 15, 2020 at 1:00 pm
(March 15, 2020 at 8:59 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: A genocide or global disaster.

I find myself unsurprised. Smile

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RE: What Would You Like Named After You?
March 15, 2020 at 3:47 pm
(March 15, 2020 at 1:00 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 15, 2020 at 8:59 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: A genocide or global disaster.

I find myself unsurprised. Smile

Boru

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RE: What Would You Like Named After You?
March 15, 2020 at 7:01 pm
(March 15, 2020 at 1:35 am)AFTT47 Wrote: The outrage of being forcibly brought into this world without one's consent. I don't know what you would  call it and it would really be presumptuous of me to call for it to named after me since I am hardly the only one who feels this way. But since you asked, this.


Just stumbled upon this ....very fitting.

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RE: What Would You Like Named After You?
March 16, 2020 at 7:59 am
A new species of moth or butterfly.  Great
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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RE: What Would You Like Named After You?
March 16, 2020 at 4:10 pm
I have the perfect name to go with - equation, but so far, no luck...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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