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Pandemic survival diary.
#71
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
No sense in arguing him into it. Not with the sort of line that trade would create.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#72
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
(March 20, 2020 at 4:40 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Most people have no idea how to do oral sex.

True, but talking about it is a poor substitute! Jerkoff
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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#73
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
(March 20, 2020 at 4:47 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote:
(March 20, 2020 at 4:40 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Most people have no idea how to do oral sex.

True, but talking about it is a poor substitute!  Jerkoff

My first bj was fifty-five years ago, and that lady knew the topic thoroughly.
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#74
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
(March 20, 2020 at 4:48 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(March 20, 2020 at 4:47 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: True, but talking about it is a poor substitute!  Jerkoff

My first bj was fifty-five years ago, and that lady knew the topic thoroughly.
For stellar head - date a Catholic girl.......

Or better yet - a lapsed Catholic.....

..

Blush
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#75
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
(March 20, 2020 at 4:23 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 20, 2020 at 3:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Well, the potential benefits are there.

It means there's a little less of Trump in the world and, if it's recorded, we get to see Angelina's bj technique.

Some people labour under the delusion that there’s such a thing as a ‘bad’ bj. Unless you draw blood or bite it off, you’ve done an acceptable job.

Boru

Sneezing.

Just saying...
Dying to live, living to die.
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#76
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
(March 20, 2020 at 5:11 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 20, 2020 at 4:23 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Some people labour under the delusion that there’s such a thing as a ‘bad’ bj. Unless you draw blood or bite it off, you’ve done an acceptable job.

Boru

Sneezing.

Just saying...

Which is frequently the prelude to drawing blood. Or worse.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#77
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
(March 20, 2020 at 4:40 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Most people have no idea how to do oral sex.

And people who don’t like it should just keep their mouths shut.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#78
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
(March 20, 2020 at 5:11 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 20, 2020 at 4:23 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Some people labour under the delusion that there’s such a thing as a ‘bad’ bj. Unless you draw blood or bite it off, you’ve done an acceptable job.

Boru

Sneezing.

Just saying...

Nasty... you might end up jewish!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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#79
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
(March 20, 2020 at 5:51 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote:
(March 20, 2020 at 5:11 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Sneezing.

Just saying...

Nasty... you might end up jewish!

I discovered recently that I'm 1/72 Jew.

So, while not completely, you could say I'm Jew-ish...

Oy!
Dying to live, living to die.
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#80
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
(March 20, 2020 at 5:15 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 20, 2020 at 4:40 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Most people have no idea how to do oral sex.

And people who don’t like it should just keep their mouths shut.

Boru

Or at least don't try to cram it down other people's throat. Arrgghh
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