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Don't be a shrimp. Ok, be one, but......
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#31
RE: Don't be a shrimp. Ok, be one, but......
May 12, 2020 at 5:10 am
(May 11, 2020 at 9:10 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(May 11, 2020 at 5:42 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Some of us know that, some of us don’t.

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SAME FUCKING CONTENANT!


Nobody has heard of plate tectonics or alcohol?  Trying to make a joke here! No I am not related to Rodney Dangerfield.

EVERYONE has heard of plate tectonics and alcohol, but they're a bad combination.  Don't drink and drift.

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#32
RE: Don't be a shrimp. Ok, be one, but......
May 12, 2020 at 5:10 am
(May 12, 2020 at 5:03 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(May 11, 2020 at 5:14 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Psst - Swiss usually refers to something from Switzerland...

Thanks, Miss.
(May 11, 2020 at 9:10 pm)Brian37 Wrote: SAME FUCKING CONTENANT!


Nobody has heard of plate tectonics or alcohol?  Trying to make a joke here! No I am not related to Rodney Dangerfield.

What's a "contenant"?

Apparently, a large, drunken landmass.

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#33
RE: Don't be a shrimp. Ok, be one, but......
May 12, 2020 at 5:24 am
(May 12, 2020 at 5:10 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(May 12, 2020 at 5:03 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Thanks, Miss.

What's a "contenant"?

Apparently, a large, drunken landmass.

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An incontinent large, drunken landmass.
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#34
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May 12, 2020 at 8:53 am
Quote:When it comes to shrimp, lobster and Christmas - I'm Jewish.

Not so much when it comes to bacon.
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RE: Don't be a shrimp. Ok, be one, but......
May 12, 2020 at 10:28 am
(May 12, 2020 at 8:53 am)onlinebiker Wrote:
Quote:When it comes to shrimp, lobster and Christmas - I'm Jewish.

Not so much when it comes to bacon.

I sometimes feel bad for observant Jews. The thought of going through life without knowing the joy of a Rueben sandwich is horrible.

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RE: Don't be a shrimp. Ok, be one, but......
May 12, 2020 at 10:31 am
(May 12, 2020 at 10:28 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I sometimes feel bad for observant Jews. The thought of going through life without knowing the joy of a Rueben sandwich is horrible.

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Even just a ham and cheese on rye with mayo.



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#37
RE: Don't be a shrimp. Ok, be one, but......
May 12, 2020 at 12:48 pm
(May 12, 2020 at 10:28 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I sometimes feel bad for observant Jews. The thought of going through life without knowing the joy of a Rueben sandwich is horrible.

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Don't worry, the Jewish delis still make some delicious shit.
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RE: Don't be a shrimp. Ok, be one, but......
May 12, 2020 at 12:53 pm
(May 12, 2020 at 10:28 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I sometimes feel bad for observant Jews. The thought of going through life without knowing the joy of a Rueben sandwich is horrible.

Boru

I cannot stand sauerkraut.
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RE: Don't be a shrimp. Ok, be one, but......
May 12, 2020 at 1:17 pm
(May 12, 2020 at 12:53 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(May 12, 2020 at 10:28 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I sometimes feel bad for observant Jews. The thought of going through life without knowing the joy of a Rueben sandwich is horrible.

Boru

I cannot stand sauerkraut.
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May 12, 2020 at 1:29 pm
Mmmmmmm
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