"The only real cure for stupidity is a high calibre lobotomy."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Kanye West 2020 President
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"The only real cure for stupidity is a high calibre lobotomy."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
'Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that'
George Carlin, from Carlin, George. (1990). Doin' It Again
"Zen … does not confuse spirituality with thinking about God while one is peeling potatoes. Zen spirituality is just to peel the potatoes." - Alan Watts
I mean, yeah, I guess Kanye wouldn't be any worse a president than Trump.
Doesn't mean he would be any better, though. I mean, at least the klan and neo nazis would have to think twice about whether to support him or not. I hope.
I live on facebook. Come see me there. http://www.facebook.com/tara.rizzatto
"If you cling to something as the absolute truth and you are caught in it, when the truth comes in person to knock on your door you will refuse to let it in." ~ Siddhartha Gautama (July 24, 2020 at 6:07 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: "The only real cure for stupidity is a high calibre lobotomy." Then you just become a vegetable. Or at least two notches above a vegetable, brainpower-wise. For more information, listen to Last Podcast on the Left’s two-part series on lobotomies (plus the relaxed-fit episode covering the lobotomies of Rosemary Kennedy and Howard Dully, and the former has some details so bizarre you would swear it was just fiction if it wasn’t part of the historical record.) Listener discretion mandatory.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
Ok, ok, ok already, I will begrudgingly accept the position of Supreme Chancellor of the solar system.
(July 24, 2020 at 6:07 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: "The only real cure for stupidity is a high calibre lobotomy." If we legalize it, who decides how stupid you have to be before it becomes a crime? If Trump signs the bill into law, he'll be instantly arrested. Because only a real stupid person couldn't see that coming.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (July 24, 2020 at 8:15 pm)no one Wrote: Ok, ok, ok already, I will begrudgingly accept the position of Supreme Chancellor of the solar system. I used to call myself the Emperor of North America. All these people just didn't seen to acknowledge me.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
(July 24, 2020 at 8:15 pm)no one Wrote: Ok, ok, ok already, I will begrudgingly accept the position of Supreme Chancellor of the solar system. Does that include the gas giant? You know, Trump
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (July 24, 2020 at 10:35 pm)Fireball Wrote:(July 24, 2020 at 8:15 pm)no one Wrote: Ok, ok, ok already, I will begrudgingly accept the position of Supreme Chancellor of the solar system. Oh, hello there Mr Norton. How's life there in San Fran?
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Home (July 25, 2020 at 4:02 am)Nomad Wrote:(July 24, 2020 at 10:35 pm)Fireball Wrote: I used to call myself the Emperor of North America. All these people just didn't seen to acknowledge me. He's a piker. He only claimed the US. OK, I'm being silly. That guy was barking mad.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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