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Atheists and "Oh sh*t" mouments.
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#31
RE: Atheists and "Oh sh*t" mouments.
August 4, 2020 at 8:38 am
(August 4, 2020 at 8:35 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote:
(August 4, 2020 at 8:21 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Yow.... How bad u hurt?

I blew myself up once playing with a cannon.... 

Flash fried - 1st, 2nd and small 3rd degree burns on my hand and arm... Took my eyebrows off and set my hair on fire...

Moral - blackpowder and tequila don't mix...

Maybe not... but how does it taste??

Not good enough to order at the pub......
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#32
RE: Atheists and "Oh sh*t" mouments.
August 4, 2020 at 12:32 pm
(August 4, 2020 at 8:21 am)onlinebiker Wrote:
(August 4, 2020 at 5:15 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I was in this.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remembrance_Day_bombing

Boru

Yow.... How bad u hurt?

I blew myself up once playing with a cannon.... 

Flash fried - 1st, 2nd and small 3rd degree burns on my hand and arm... Took my eyebrows off and set my hair on fire...

Moral - blackpowder and tequila don't mix...

Lost my left eye, eight teeth, and part of my jaw. Broke my right femur, right ankle and four ribs. Several days in a coma, eight weeks in hospital (including reconstructive surgery) and a couple of months of rehab.

Boru
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#33
RE: Atheists and "Oh sh*t" mouments.
August 4, 2020 at 1:13 pm
(August 4, 2020 at 12:32 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(August 4, 2020 at 8:21 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Yow.... How bad u hurt?

I blew myself up once playing with a cannon.... 

Flash fried - 1st, 2nd and small 3rd degree burns on my hand and arm... Took my eyebrows off and set my hair on fire...

Moral - blackpowder and tequila don't mix...

Lost my left eye, eight teeth, and part of my jaw. Broke my right femur, right ankle and four ribs. Several days in a coma, eight weeks in hospital (including reconstructive surgery) and a couple of months of rehab.

Boru

Now that has to sting!
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#34
RE: Atheists and "Oh sh*t" mouments.
August 4, 2020 at 1:16 pm
(August 4, 2020 at 1:13 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote:
(August 4, 2020 at 12:32 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Lost my left eye, eight teeth, and part of my jaw. Broke my right femur, right ankle and four ribs. Several days in a coma, eight weeks in hospital (including reconstructive surgery) and a couple of months of rehab.

Boru

Now that has to sting!

I still have the occasional daydream about finding the people responsible and skinning them alive with a rusty file.

Not that I’m bitter or anything...

Boru
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#35
RE: Atheists and "Oh sh*t" mouments.
August 4, 2020 at 1:19 pm
(August 4, 2020 at 1:16 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(August 4, 2020 at 1:13 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Now that has to sting!

I still have the occasional daydream about finding the people responsible and skinning them alive with a rusty file.

Not that I’m bitter or anything...

Boru

Then you know what I mean when I say "Everybody I shot had only the one face."
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#36
RE: Atheists and "Oh sh*t" mouments.
August 4, 2020 at 1:24 pm
(August 4, 2020 at 1:19 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(August 4, 2020 at 1:16 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I still have the occasional daydream about finding the people responsible and skinning them alive with a rusty file.

Not that I’m bitter or anything...

Boru

Then you know what I mean when I say "Everybody I shot had only the one face."

No, sorry.

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RE: Atheists and "Oh sh*t" mouments.
August 4, 2020 at 1:32 pm (This post was last modified: August 4, 2020 at 1:49 pm by Gawdzilla Sama.)
(August 4, 2020 at 1:24 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(August 4, 2020 at 1:19 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Then you know what I mean when I say "Everybody I shot had only the one face."

No, sorry.

Boru
They all looked like the Y-donor.
Insh'Allah! (Beirut goes BOOM!)

Bad link.
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#38
RE: Atheists and "Oh sh*t" mouments.
August 4, 2020 at 1:50 pm
Oh shit!, The 37th Brian is at it again.
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#39
RE: Atheists and "Oh sh*t" mouments.
August 4, 2020 at 2:02 pm
(August 4, 2020 at 1:32 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(August 4, 2020 at 1:24 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: No, sorry.

Boru
They all looked like the Y-donor.
Insh'Allah! (Beirut goes BOOM!)

Bad link.

Ok.

Boru
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#40
RE: Atheists and "Oh sh*t" mouments.
August 4, 2020 at 2:10 pm
Major explosion on Beirut waterfront. Lost the original link, nothing else showed the shockwave so nicely.
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