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Atheists and "Oh sh*t" mouments.
#21
RE: Atheists and "Oh sh*t" mouments.
(August 3, 2020 at 6:12 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I set up a place in the basement for him.

You're gonna be on the phone a long damn time to get him from the coast to your basement.
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#22
RE: Atheists and "Oh sh*t" mouments.
(August 3, 2020 at 5:00 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I was blown up at 17.

And what the hell is a ‘moument’?

Boru

Wasn't me!

Seriously, though, glad you're still here.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#23
RE: Atheists and "Oh sh*t" mouments.
(August 3, 2020 at 5:00 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I was blown up at 17.

And what the hell is a ‘moument’?

Boru

Obviously more explosives were needed....


Razz
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#24
RE: Atheists and "Oh sh*t" mouments.
(August 3, 2020 at 8:03 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(August 3, 2020 at 5:00 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I was blown up at 17.

And what the hell is a ‘moument’?

Boru

Obviously more explosives were needed....


Razz

12 dead and 63 injured not enough for you? 🖕

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#25
RE: Atheists and "Oh sh*t" mouments.
(August 3, 2020 at 7:54 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 3, 2020 at 5:00 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I was blown up at 17.

And what the hell is a ‘moument’?

Boru

Wasn't me!

Seriously, though, glad you're still here.

Most of me is.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#26
RE: Atheists and "Oh sh*t" mouments.
(August 3, 2020 at 8:40 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(August 3, 2020 at 8:03 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Obviously more explosives were needed....


Razz

12 dead and 63 injured not enough for you? 🖕

Boru

Thought you were tongue in cheek.

Did not realize there was a tale....

Let's hear....
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#27
RE: Atheists and "Oh sh*t" mouments.
(August 3, 2020 at 9:36 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(August 3, 2020 at 8:40 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 12 dead and 63 injured not enough for you? 🖕

Boru

Thought you were tongue in cheek.

Did not realize there was a tale....

Let's hear....

I was in this.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remembrance_Day_bombing

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#28
RE: Atheists and "Oh sh*t" mouments.
My dad, his best buddy, and me. We got caught up in a quick moving thunderstorm five miles offshore in the gulf. 20ft carolina skiff, 45hp outboard. Pretty early on in our run for shore, the cable steering seized somewhere between the center console and the rear assembly. My dad started beating the cables, yelling about not being able to break something if it's already broken, while his buddy detached the cables and set it for tiller. I was bailing - we'd plowed into a few nasty waves. Eventually, we got the immediate situation under control and made a bone crunching slow trip back to the lifts.

There was so much confusion at shore that they never got around to checking our well, and even if they had, we'd been cleaning and storing fish in every space that could be stuffed with ice. I've never been more certain that I was about to die, or more wrong, and sitting here today it's hard to recall anything ever being quite as much fun.
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#29
RE: Atheists and "Oh sh*t" mouments.
(August 4, 2020 at 5:15 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(August 3, 2020 at 9:36 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Thought you were tongue in cheek.

Did not realize there was a tale....

Let's hear....

I was in this.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remembrance_Day_bombing

Boru

Yow.... How bad u hurt?

I blew myself up once playing with a cannon.... 

Flash fried - 1st, 2nd and small 3rd degree burns on my hand and arm... Took my eyebrows off and set my hair on fire...

Moral - blackpowder and tequila don't mix...
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#30
RE: Atheists and "Oh sh*t" mouments.
(August 4, 2020 at 8:21 am)onlinebiker Wrote:
(August 4, 2020 at 5:15 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I was in this.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remembrance_Day_bombing

Boru

Yow.... How bad u hurt?

I blew myself up once playing with a cannon.... 

Flash fried - 1st, 2nd and small 3rd degree burns on my hand and arm... Took my eyebrows off and set my hair on fire...

Moral - blackpowder and tequila don't mix...

Maybe not... but how does it taste??
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

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