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Your chance to see Melania standing next to a horse's ass...that isn't named Trump

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Your chance to see Melania standing next to a horse's ass...that isn't named Trump
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Your chance to see Melania standing next to a horse's ass...that isn't named Trump
November 23, 2020 at 9:13 pm


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RE: Your chance to see Melania standing next to a horse's ass...that isn't named Trump
November 23, 2020 at 9:19 pm
Are you sure she's didn't just mistake it for her husband? Actually, wait scratch that she's smiling so there is no way she thinks it's Trump.
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RE: Your chance to see Melania standing next to a horse's ass...that isn't named Trump
November 24, 2020 at 1:04 am
Ivanka also wanted to be part of this but her husband didn't allow it.

Anyway, Melania is also publishing a new Christmas album

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RE: Your chance to see Melania standing next to a horse's ass...that isn't named Trump
November 24, 2020 at 3:57 am
(November 23, 2020 at 9:19 pm)SUNGULA Wrote: Are you sure she's didn't just mistake it for her husband? Actually, wait scratch that she's smiling so there is no way she thinks it's Trump.

There's no way she's Melania either then.
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RE: Your chance to see Melania standing next to a horse's ass...that isn't named Trump
November 24, 2020 at 2:14 pm
She's take the check and disappear. Some Greek shipping tycoon needs a trophy wife.
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RE: Your chance to see Melania standing next to a horse's ass...that isn't named Trump
November 24, 2020 at 3:44 pm
Hey, a genuine smile.  She sees a future with fewer interruptions in her daily, do-nothing life and less time with her pimp.  Now THAT'S Christmas.
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RE: Your chance to see Melania standing next to a horse's ass...that isn't named Trump
November 24, 2020 at 4:01 pm
(November 24, 2020 at 3:44 pm)Ranjr Wrote: Hey, a genuine smile.  She sees a future with fewer interruptions in her daily, do-nothing life and less time with her pimp.  Now THAT'S Christmas.

She's thinking this is the last time she has to put up with this "fucking" Christmas decorating stuff.

And...she's counting down the days till January 21 probably as much, or more, than the rest of us.
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RE: Your chance to see Melania standing next to a horse's ass...that isn't named Trump
November 24, 2020 at 5:04 pm
How in the hell is that news?
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RE: Your chance to see Melania standing next to a horse's ass...that isn't named Trump
November 24, 2020 at 5:14 pm
(November 24, 2020 at 5:04 pm)brewer Wrote: How in the hell is that news?

Slow news day.
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