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Can Cancer be cured by punching things

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Can Cancer be cured by punching things
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Can Cancer be cured by punching things
December 5, 2020 at 2:40 am (This post was last modified: December 5, 2020 at 2:41 am by Sweden83.)
Saw it in South Park. Russell Crowe couldnt find cancer, so he found someone with cancer and beat him up. Thats how he solves problems, he beats them up.

But maybe thats the cure to cancer, beat stuff up til its cured!
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RE: Can Cancer be cured by punching things
December 5, 2020 at 3:19 am
No.

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RE: Can Cancer be cured by punching things
December 5, 2020 at 4:59 am
(December 5, 2020 at 2:40 am)Sweden83 Wrote: Saw it in South Park. Russell Crowe couldnt find cancer, so he found someone with cancer and beat him up. Thats how he solves problems, he beats them up.

But maybe thats the cure to cancer, beat stuff up til its cured!

Are you ever going to stop being an annoying twatwaffle?

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RE: Can Cancer be cured by punching things
December 5, 2020 at 6:10 am
(December 5, 2020 at 4:59 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(December 5, 2020 at 2:40 am)Sweden83 Wrote: Saw it in South Park. Russell Crowe couldnt find cancer, so he found someone with cancer and beat him up. Thats how he solves problems, he beats them up.

But maybe thats the cure to cancer, beat stuff up til its cured!

Are you ever going to stop being an annoying twatwaffle?

Boru

Isnt the cause of cancer due to lack of activity or right eating habits? So i just thought the joke was kind of funny.
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RE: Can Cancer be cured by punching things
December 5, 2020 at 6:30 am
(December 5, 2020 at 6:10 am)Sweden83 Wrote:
(December 5, 2020 at 4:59 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Are you ever going to stop being an annoying twatwaffle?

Boru

Isnt the cause of cancer due to lack of activity or right eating habits? So i just thought the joke was kind of funny.

No. No. It isn't.

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RE: Can Cancer be cured by punching things
December 5, 2020 at 9:44 am
Are you volunteering?
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RE: Can Cancer be cured by punching things
December 5, 2020 at 10:22 am
(December 5, 2020 at 2:40 am)Sweden83 Wrote: Saw it in South Park. Russell Crowe couldnt find cancer, so he found someone with cancer and beat him up. Thats how he solves problems, he beats them up.

But maybe thats the cure to cancer, beat stuff up til its cured!

Everybody knows cancer is cured with explosives. (sheesh)
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RE: Can Cancer be cured by punching things
December 5, 2020 at 12:26 pm
Trolling can be cured by hammering.

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RE: Can Cancer be cured by punching things
December 5, 2020 at 12:26 pm
(December 5, 2020 at 6:10 am)Sweden83 Wrote:
(December 5, 2020 at 4:59 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Are you ever going to stop being an annoying twatwaffle?

Boru

Isnt the cause of cancer due to lack of activity or right eating habits? So i just thought the joke was kind of funny.

Cancer is never funny.  And neither are you.
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RE: Can Cancer be cured by punching things
December 5, 2020 at 12:37 pm
*Slaps op* Nope seems like you're still here.
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