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Can Cancer be cured by punching things

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Can Cancer be cured by punching things
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RE: Can Cancer be cured by punching things
December 5, 2020 at 12:39 pm
(December 5, 2020 at 6:10 am)Sweden83 Wrote:
(December 5, 2020 at 4:59 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Are you ever going to stop being an annoying twatwaffle?

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Isnt the cause of cancer due to lack of activity or right eating habits? So i just thought the joke was kind of funny.

That's not how it works, no.



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RE: Can Cancer be cured by punching things
December 5, 2020 at 12:41 pm
(December 5, 2020 at 12:39 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(December 5, 2020 at 6:10 am)Sweden83 Wrote: Isnt the cause of cancer due to lack of activity or right eating habits? So i just thought the joke was kind of funny.

That's not how it works, no.

In all fairness, the OP just turned 10 so he's still learning things, go easy.
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RE: Can Cancer be cured by punching things
December 5, 2020 at 1:04 pm
(December 5, 2020 at 12:41 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote:
(December 5, 2020 at 12:39 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: That's not how it works, no.

In all fairness, the OP just turned 10 so he's still learning things, go easy.

Who lets a 10 year old watch south park?



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RE: Can Cancer be cured by punching things
December 5, 2020 at 1:19 pm
(December 5, 2020 at 2:40 am)Sweden83 Wrote: Saw it in South Park. Russell Crowe couldnt find cancer, so he found someone with cancer and beat him up. Thats how he solves problems, he beats them up.

But maybe thats the cure to cancer, beat stuff up til its cured!

The way you cure cancer is by laughter. Haven't you watched "Patch Adams"?
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December 5, 2020 at 1:25 pm (This post was last modified: December 5, 2020 at 1:25 pm by Nay_Sayer.)
(December 5, 2020 at 1:04 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(December 5, 2020 at 12:41 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: In all fairness, the OP just turned 10 so he's still learning things, go easy.

Who lets a 10 year old watch south park?

Same parents who buy them [M]/[18] video games and then feign outrage when they start playing and see it's full of violence, swearing, blood, and or nudity.
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RE: Can Cancer be cured by punching things
December 5, 2020 at 1:49 pm
(December 5, 2020 at 12:26 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(December 5, 2020 at 6:10 am)Sweden83 Wrote: Isnt the cause of cancer due to lack of activity or right eating habits? So i just thought the joke was kind of funny.

Cancer is never funny.  And neither are you.

What if Trump got cancer of the ego?


Tell me you wouldn't chuckle - just a bit...


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