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(March 1, 2021 at 6:26 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 1, 2021 at 5:34 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: What'sa 58 point turn?

You’ve seen them - people who don’t know how to get out of a parking space. They pull up two inches, turn the wheel, back up three inches, turn the wheel, pull up an inch and a half, turn the wheel, repeat ad nauseum.

Boru

That would be me trying to back into our driveway and trying to miss the fence on one side and husband's precious truck on the other.
  
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(March 1, 2021 at 4:18 pm)no one Wrote: Just witnessed some knucklehead pull a 58 point turn.

How do they get permitted to drive?

Maybe they were trying to unlock a special power-up.
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One would think that growing up, theatre would have been my thing.

It wasn't.

It was choir.

Close enough, right?
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Growing up? What is that?
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Mary and Max is the second best film about autism ever made, and the best one to actually use the A-word.




Why the second? Because I highly doubt ANY filmmaker could top the first:







Of course, it should go without saying Travis almost certainly has problems that are even bigger than autism.
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"If curtailing racist imagery in Dr. Seuss is ‘cancel culture,’ what, exactly, is your culture?" ~ Washington Post
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Democrats are working as quickly as the system allows to get at least some pandemic relief to people. Republicans are losing their collective shit over a genderless plastic potato.

Yeah, both parties are the same.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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WTF is with these fast food peddlers selling a hamburger with french fries in the burger? Who the hell is eating this crap?

Are you so goddamned lazy that you can' t be bothered with eating a french fry separate from your sandwich?

How about we run it through a blender and you can suck it up through a straw - you lazy motherfucker?

Dodgy
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(March 2, 2021 at 8:39 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: WTF is with these fast food peddlers selling a hamburger with french fries in the burger? Who the hell is eating this crap?

Are you so goddamned lazy that you can' t be bothered with eating a french fry separate from your sandwich?

How about we run it through a blender and you can suck it up through a straw - you lazy motherfucker?

Dodgy

Straws?! Are you crazy? Don't you care about the environment?!

Not using straws is the thoughts and prayers of the conservation effort.
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RE: Random Thoughts
(March 2, 2021 at 8:39 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: WTF is with these fast food peddlers selling a hamburger with french fries in the burger? Who the hell is eating this crap?

Are you so goddamned lazy that you can' t be bothered with eating a french fry separate from your sandwich?

How about we run it through a blender and you can suck it up through a straw - you lazy motherfucker?

Dodgy

And I suppose you eat the cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, ketchup, and mustard a la carte? God, you're a douche bag.
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