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Non-Alcoholic Bears
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 Non-Alcoholic Bears
June 12, 2021 at 2:03 am
(This post was last modified: June 12, 2021 at 2:04 am by LadyForCamus.)
Ever tried one? They’re super-boring at parties and you can’t get drunk no matter how many you have. LAME.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken. 
I imagine drunken bears might be less dangerous than sober ones.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter   (June 12, 2021 at 2:03 am)LadyForCamus Wrote: Ever tried one? They’re super-boring at parties and you can’t get drunk no matter how many you have. LAME. Better a non-alcoholic bear than a recovering alcoholic bear. The ones in recovery have to go round apologizing to all the people they've eviscerated . Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (June 12, 2021 at 2:08 am)Foxaire Wrote: I imagine drunken bears might be less dangerous than sober ones. Not really bears, but koalas are fucking crazy when they're drunk. Just don't tell any conservationists... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
shirley they would be sobear?
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