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Noteworthy News
RE: Noteworthy News
(July 20, 2021 at 11:09 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote:
(July 20, 2021 at 4:19 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Duh.....

In the spirit of noteworthy news, I’d say what we learned is that Brian grew up with a cheap tea kettle.

I need to know why there was a tea kettle in the basement.
What fresh hell can this be? - Dorothy Parker
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(July 20, 2021 at 11:19 am)arewethereyet Wrote:
(July 20, 2021 at 11:09 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: In the spirit of noteworthy news, I’d say what we learned is that Brian grew up with a cheap tea kettle.

I need to know why there was a tea kettle in the basement.

He lived there...


Hence the moniker "Basementboy".
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(July 20, 2021 at 11:19 am)arewethereyet Wrote:
(July 20, 2021 at 11:09 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: In the spirit of noteworthy news, I’d say what we learned is that Brian grew up with a cheap tea kettle.

I need to know why there was a tea kettle in the basement.

So 37 could shoot at it. Duh.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Prince Harry is writing a book about his life and how he was mistreated while growing up in Buckingham Palace! I can already see some tear-jerking paragraphs: "William was allowed to ride the awarded brown pony for a whole hour, while I could only ride it for 45 minutes! And they always combed pony's mane before William rode it, but I always had to ride it with an uncombed mane! And no wonder that everyone would praise how William looked dashing on the horse, with its mane waving on the wind, while nobody looked at me on a horse with a tangled mane!"

And "The butler would bend over to serve William by turning his bottom toward me and farting into my face! When I tried to protest, my dad, Prince Charles, would tell me to calm down, but what does he know?! He never got a fart into his face, none of them did because they are all contenders to the throne, except for me! I was always a spare tire, an appendix, a COMMONER that they couldn't wait to get rid of!"

and "Whenever we raced in the pool, all of the servants would always cheer for William and give him bubbly champagne when he got out while mine never had bubbles!"

"Whenever we went fox hunting, the staff would always praise how William has such a good aim that his foxes always died instantly without any pain, but then they would cringe at my dead foxes and nag me around how I tortured them by shooting them into the stomach!"
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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(July 20, 2021 at 11:59 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(July 20, 2021 at 11:19 am)arewethereyet Wrote: I need to know why there was a tea kettle in the basement.

So 37 could shoot at it. Duh.

Boru

Doh
What fresh hell can this be? - Dorothy Parker
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(July 20, 2021 at 11:19 am)arewethereyet Wrote:
(July 20, 2021 at 11:09 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: In the spirit of noteworthy news, I’d say what we learned is that Brian grew up with a cheap tea kettle.

I need to know why there was a tea kettle in the basement.

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(July 20, 2021 at 12:06 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Prince Harry is writing a book about his life and how he was mistreated while growing up in Buckingham Palace! I can already see some tear-jerking paragraphs: "William was allowed to ride the awarded brown pony for a whole hour, while I could only ride it for 45 minutes! And they always combed pony's mane before William rode it, but I always had to ride it with an uncombed mane! And no wonder that everyone would praise how William looked dashing on the horse, with its mane waving on the wind, while nobody looked at me on a horse with a tangled mane!"

And "The butler would bend over to serve William by turning his bottom toward me and farting into my face! When I tried to protest, my dad, Prince Charles, would tell me to calm down, but what does he know?! He never got a fart into his face, none of them did because they are all contenders to the throne, except for me! I was always a spare tire, an appendix, a COMMONER that they couldn't wait to get rid of!"

and "Whenever we raced in the pool, all of the servants would always cheer for William and give him bubbly champagne when he got out while mine never had bubbles!"

"Whenever we went fox hunting, the staff would always praise how William has such a good aim that his foxes always died instantly without any pain, but then they would cringe at my dead foxes and nag me around how I tortured them by shooting them into the stomach!"

Don’t forget the heartbreaking incident when one of the Royal polo ponies injured itself while trampling a servant to death.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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