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Noteworthy News
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(September 21, 2021 at 6:37 pm)Angrboda Wrote: I'm just going to leave this here.

Mom and Daughter Killed Adult Film Actress With Backyard Butt Implants, Cops Say

You had me at ‘Backyard butt implants’.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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(September 21, 2021 at 6:44 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 21, 2021 at 6:37 pm)Angrboda Wrote: I'm just going to leave this here.

Mom and Daughter Killed Adult Film Actress With Backyard Butt Implants, Cops Say

You had me at ‘Backyard butt implants’.

Boru

I forgot the name of the shock show or network it was on, but it based it's story line replications of real police and ME Records.

In one episode, a guy didn't want to pay for real surgery to remove fat. So he convinced his friend to use a vacuum cleaner to do it. Needless to say the moron died.
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(September 21, 2021 at 6:44 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 21, 2021 at 6:37 pm)Angrboda Wrote: I'm just going to leave this here.

Mom and Daughter Killed Adult Film Actress With Backyard Butt Implants, Cops Say

You had me at ‘Backyard butt implants’.

Boru

When I first read the headline, the thing that popped into mind was someone being bludgeoned to death with silicone implants. I had to investigate.
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These people that let some hack inject them with Fix-A-Flat, or whatever, are just too stupid for words.
  
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
                                      
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Fix-a-flat will now need an appropriate warning label -


"Do not eat or inject this product into your lips, breasts, penis or buttocks. Only for use in tires. Also do not eat the tire or insert it rectally. In fact - if you need to read this label - don' t buy our product. Buy our competitors. We just don' t need the hassle"


It's a litigious fucking world...
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I'm a member of a forum that deals with many aspects of old trucks. One of the guys posts links to trucks for sale on Craigslist and Facebook. I'm not sure what else he looks at, but the next ad below the truck ad will almost invariably be for augmentation of the buttocks for women, and some of those pics simply defy belief. I'm talking Pillsbury Doughboy level.  Lalala I'm looking for trucks, not GIANT BUTTS!  Doh
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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(September 21, 2021 at 10:23 pm)Fireball Wrote: I'm a member of a forum that deals with many aspects of old trucks. One of the guys posts links to trucks for sale on Craigslist and Facebook. I'm not sure what else he looks at, but the next ad below the truck ad will almost invariably be for augmentation of the buttocks for women, and some of those pics simply defy belief. I'm talking Pillsbury Doughboy level.  Lalala I'm looking for trucks, not GIANT BUTTS!  Doh

Bad algorithm, misreads trunk (junk in) for truck?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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Who is taking bets that the former guy is going to lose his shirt trying to sue his niece?
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(September 22, 2021 at 7:18 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Who is taking bets that the former guy is going to lose his shirt trying to sue his niece?

What former guy?

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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(September 22, 2021 at 7:19 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 22, 2021 at 7:18 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Who is taking bets that the former guy is going to lose his shirt trying to sue his niece?

What former guy?

Boru

Boru, I know you  don't like me, and that is fine, but you know damned well whom I am talking about.

I refuse to use that asshole's name. He does not deserve the dignity of the title of the office he served.
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