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2022 predictions/resolutions
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RE: 2022 predictions/resolutions
December 31, 2021 at 12:36 pm (This post was last modified: December 31, 2021 at 12:37 pm by arewethereyet.)
I will not strangle husband, I will not strangle husband, I will not strangle husband...










....I've heard it takes a long time and I doubt I have the hand strength.
  
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December 31, 2021 at 1:19 pm (This post was last modified: December 31, 2021 at 1:50 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Use your legs.  Call it leg day, new years resolution.  Moar leg day.

it's simple, you curl up on their shoulders,  trap their arm against their neck by crossing your own arms over it and interlocking your fingers right around elbow level, and with each leg on either side of their neck lock the top end of one foot behind the back end of the other ankle - then you extend your full body out like a bow until they stop moving - at which point they're either dead or unconscious, and if unconscious..you have all the time in the world to finish the job - this has been a new year psa.  
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RE: 2022 predictions/resolutions
December 31, 2021 at 2:02 pm (This post was last modified: December 31, 2021 at 2:03 pm by zebo-the-fat.)
(December 31, 2021 at 12:36 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I will not strangle husband, I will not strangle husband, I will not strangle husband...










....I've heard it takes a long time and I doubt I have the hand strength.

Is that your husband, or any passing husband??
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RE: 2022 predictions/resolutions
December 31, 2021 at 2:18 pm
(December 31, 2021 at 1:19 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Use your legs.  Call it leg day, new years resolution.  Moar leg day.

it's simple, you curl up on their shoulders,  trap their arm against their neck by crossing your own arms over it and interlocking your fingers right around elbow level, and with each leg on either side of their neck lock the top end of one foot behind the back end of the other ankle - then you extend your full body out like a bow until they stop moving - at which point they're either dead or unconscious, and if unconscious..you have all the time in the world to finish the job - this has been a new year psa.  

Sounds frightfully complicated. I long for the days when the garrote was in fashion. 

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December 31, 2021 at 3:29 pm
Needs hazmat suit, not just for covid.

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December 31, 2021 at 4:04 pm
It will suck more than a $2 hooker.
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December 31, 2021 at 4:35 pm
I wish I was optimistic, but after the last two years, I just don't have the capacity for it any longer
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RE: 2022 predictions/resolutions
December 31, 2021 at 7:21 pm
(December 31, 2021 at 1:19 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Use your legs.  Call it leg day, new years resolution.  Moar leg day.

it's simple, you curl up on their shoulders,  trap their arm against their neck by crossing your own arms over it and interlocking your fingers right around elbow level, and with each leg on either side of their neck lock the top end of one foot behind the back end of the other ankle - then you extend your full body out like a bow until they stop moving - at which point they're either dead or unconscious, and if unconscious..you have all the time in the world to finish the job - this has been a new year psa.  

Maybe I'll just kick him in the knee....from the side...

Nope, then I'd have to deal with him having an injury.

Back to the drawing board.
  
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December 31, 2021 at 7:33 pm
(December 31, 2021 at 12:36 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I will not strangle husband, I will not strangle husband, I will not strangle husband...










....I've heard it takes a long time and I doubt I have the hand strength.

Walk up behind the person you wish to see unconscious, wrap your right arm around there throat and neck, while placing your left arm behind their neck.

Squeeze.

Results in less than a minute.

You probably don't want to mention to your husband that strangers on the internet are giving you this advice.

It might upset him.

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RE: 2022 predictions/resolutions
December 31, 2021 at 7:33 pm
(December 31, 2021 at 7:21 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(December 31, 2021 at 1:19 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Use your legs.  Call it leg day, new years resolution.  Moar leg day.

it's simple, you curl up on their shoulders,  trap their arm against their neck by crossing your own arms over it and interlocking your fingers right around elbow level, and with each leg on either side of their neck lock the top end of one foot behind the back end of the other ankle - then you extend your full body out like a bow until they stop moving - at which point they're either dead or unconscious, and if unconscious..you have all the time in the world to finish the job - this has been a new year psa.  

Maybe I'll just kick him in the knee....from the side...

Nope, then I'd have to deal with him having an injury.

Back to the drawing board.

Like with a sharpie, when he's passed out?
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