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Noteworthy News
RE: Noteworthy News
(January 17, 2022 at 8:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: My BIG News:

I was proposed to last night!








Okay, full disclosure: a guy sent me a dick pic.

But it's the thought that counts, right?

Did it have a ring attached?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Noteworthy News
(January 17, 2022 at 9:11 pm)brewer Wrote:
(January 17, 2022 at 8:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: My BIG News:

I was proposed to last night!








Okay, full disclosure: a guy sent me a dick pic.

But it's the thought that counts, right?

Did it have a ring attached?

A Prince Albert perhaps?
What fresh hell can this be? - Dorothy Parker
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RE: Noteworthy News
(January 17, 2022 at 8:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: My BIG News:

I was proposed to last night!








Okay, full disclosure: a guy sent me a dick pic.

But it's the thought that counts, right?

That's using his head! Leave it to the little guy.
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RE: Noteworthy News
(January 17, 2022 at 9:52 pm)Angrboda Wrote:
(January 17, 2022 at 8:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: My BIG News:

I was proposed to last night!








Okay, full disclosure: a guy sent me a dick pic.

But it's the thought that counts, right?

That's using his head! Leave it to the little guy.

"Tiny"...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Noteworthy News
Matt Gaetz's ex-girlfriend has been granted immunity from prosecution.

She's going to sing like an overzealous canary.

Matt is going down! Express elevator to to hell, no stops!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Noteworthy News
Hong Kong to kill 2,000 hamsters because of suspected animal-to-human coronavirus transmission.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Noteworthy News
Texas election officials have rejected hundreds of mail-in ballot applications, abiding by a new Republican-backed law just weeks before a March 1 primary kicks off this year's U.S. election cycle.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Noteworthy News
Just saw on Headline News on TV, so no link. But they are reporting that Kyle, the dumbfuck who murdered 2 and injured a third at the protest, is claiming to want his AR-15 back so he can destroy it. If that is true to me, that is an admission of guilt.
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RE: Noteworthy News
(January 22, 2022 at 8:14 am)Brian37 Wrote: Just saw on Headline News on TV, so no link. But they are reporting that Kyle, the dumbfuck who murdered 2 and injured a third at the protest, is claiming to want his AR-15 back so he can destroy it. If that is true to me, that is an admission of guilt.

Nope, stupidity.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Noteworthy News
(January 22, 2022 at 8:16 am)brewer Wrote:
(January 22, 2022 at 8:14 am)Brian37 Wrote: Just saw on Headline News on TV, so no link. But they are reporting that Kyle, the dumbfuck who murdered 2 and injured a third at the protest, is claiming to want his AR-15 back so he can destroy it. If that is true to me, that is an admission of guilt.

Nope, stupidity.

The fucker wanted to play Dirty Harry and didn't understand firearms are not squirt guns.
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