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RE: Random Thoughts
March 22, 2022 at 9:10 pm
George Carlin really didn't know shit.
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 23, 2022 at 4:01 am
(March 22, 2022 at 9:10 pm)Ahriman Wrote: George Carlin really didn't know shit.

Even dead he is more insightful than you.....
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 24, 2022 at 3:38 pm
Oh fuck, I'm pregnant with a bowling ball.
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 24, 2022 at 3:41 pm
(March 22, 2022 at 9:10 pm)Ahriman Wrote: George Carlin really didn't know shit.

I think he might agree and have a whole bunch of jokes about that.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 24, 2022 at 5:27 pm
(March 24, 2022 at 3:38 pm)Ahriman Wrote: Oh fuck, I'm pregnant with a bowling ball.

"Slipped and fell on it", eh?


Yeah - the ER sees that all the time......

Hilarious
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 24, 2022 at 11:19 pm
My oldest granddaughter (16) went to dinner this evening with her paternal grandfather. He had notes on what he wanted to talk to her about...he...brought....a....list.

First on the list was suggesting she join the military saying that she would do well since she was in colorguard and knows how to march. Also said that if she went guard or reserve she probably wouldn't be deployed. She's a spoiled, high maintenance, only child who would last all of two minutes (if that) in the military.

A couple more down the list was the topic of sex and how he was a virgin when he married her grandmother.

Then came the talk about accepting Jebus into her heart.

She's been texting us letting us know how traumatized she is.

It's quite a difference from a recent holiday with our family where she got outed for getting busted for smoking pot in the closet in her room. Her uncle (my son) told her not to be so stupid and next time to go outside.

Family is weird.
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 25, 2022 at 9:27 am
I will soon be making more money than all of you broke ass plebs put together.
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 25, 2022 at 9:38 am
(March 25, 2022 at 9:27 am)Ahriman Wrote: I will soon be making more money than all of you broke ass plebs put together.

You've decided to become a prostitute?
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 25, 2022 at 9:40 am
(March 25, 2022 at 9:38 am)Angrboda Wrote:
(March 25, 2022 at 9:27 am)Ahriman Wrote: I will soon be making more money than all of you broke ass plebs put together.

You've decided to become a prostitute?
Hell. Fucking. Yes.
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 25, 2022 at 9:46 am
(March 25, 2022 at 9:40 am)Ahriman Wrote:
(March 25, 2022 at 9:38 am)Angrboda Wrote: You've decided to become a prostitute?
Hell. Fucking. Yes.

An anti-whore....


People pay for you to fuck off.....
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