(June 1, 2022 at 6:51 pm)Angrboda Wrote: Coffee Drinking Linked to Lower Risk of Dying, New Study Finds

Booyah!  In your face!

I’m immortal!!

Boru

Old people news.

A swallowable, vibrating capsule improved symptoms among patients with chronic idiopathic constipation in a phase 3 multicenter, randomized, controlled trial. The method represents a mechanical approach to the treatment of constipation.

The swallowable pill acts by vibrating during passage through the gut, where it is thought to augment colonic biorhythm and peristalsis. Traditional treatments for constipation generally increase motility or secretion.

"That's how we have been managing constipation since time immemorial. Now we have come up with this novel approach, where there's a pill that is designed to increase local oscillations, and probably induce local contractions of the colon to mimic what happens normally," said Satish Rao, MD, PhD, who presented the results of the trial at the annual Digestive Disease Week (DDW).

No longer a need for gerbils.   

(June 2, 2022 at 8:02 pm)brewer Wrote: Old people news.

A swallowable, vibrating capsule improved symptoms among patients with chronic idiopathic constipation in a phase 3 multicenter, randomized, controlled trial. The method represents a mechanical approach to the treatment of constipation.

The swallowable pill acts by vibrating during passage through the gut, where it is thought to augment colonic biorhythm and peristalsis. Traditional treatments for constipation generally increase motility or secretion.

"That's how we have been managing constipation since time immemorial. Now we have come up with this novel approach, where there's a pill that is designed to increase local oscillations, and probably induce local contractions of the colon to mimic what happens normally," said Satish Rao, MD, PhD, who presented the results of the trial at the annual Digestive Disease Week (DDW).

No longer a need for gerbils.   

You are truly twisted.

(June 2, 2022 at 8:04 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: You are truly twisted.

Butt regular.

I'm tempted to make a joke about Mexican jumping beans but for some reason it just won't come out.

Distracted Driving

Quote:A Florida driver distracted by receiving intimate services from his passenger lost track of his surroundings and crashed head-on (it only gets worse from here, folks) into a FedEx delivery vehicle in Ft. Lauderdale on Thursday, resulting in "injuries to his private area,"

Boru

(June 4, 2022 at 3:43 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Distracted Driving

Quote:A Florida driver distracted by receiving intimate services from his passenger lost track of his surroundings and crashed head-on (it only gets worse from here, folks) into a FedEx delivery vehicle in Ft. Lauderdale on Thursday, resulting in "injuries to his private area,"

Boru

Driving without due care and attention?
not sure if he was cumming or going?

(June 4, 2022 at 3:43 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Distracted Driving

Quote:A Florida driver distracted by receiving intimate services from his passenger lost track of his surroundings and crashed head-on (it only gets worse from here, folks) into a FedEx delivery vehicle in Ft. Lauderdale on Thursday, resulting in "injuries to his private area,"

Boru

Could have been some serious deepthroat.

How to turn a dick into a dildo.

(June 4, 2022 at 2:25 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:

(June 4, 2022 at 3:43 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Distracted Driving



Boru

Could have been some serious deepthroat.

How to turn a dick into a dildo.

It could have been oral castration, you don't know their freak.