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RE: Stupid things religious people say
September 15, 2022 at 8:39 pm
(September 15, 2022 at 10:27 am)Angrboda Wrote:
(September 15, 2022 at 8:47 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Well she turned me into a newt!

I see you got better.  Sort of. Coffee
Do either of you weigh the same as a duck?
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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
September 16, 2022 at 4:23 am
'I'm alive because of God' - Argentine VP Kirchner on failed gun attack

Argentina's Vice-President Cristina Fernández de Kirchner - who survived an assassination attempt after a gunman's weapon jammed - has said she is alive "because of God and the Virgin Mary".

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-62922845
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#353
RE: Stupid things religious people say
September 16, 2022 at 2:15 pm
Wow, it finally makes sense now

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#354
RE: Stupid things religious people say
September 16, 2022 at 2:59 pm




Maybe it’s when your dumpling looks at you wrong and you just can’t take it anymore.

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#355
RE: Stupid things religious people say
September 16, 2022 at 5:58 pm
I most definitely want her to be a part of it.
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#356
RE: Stupid things religious people say
September 17, 2022 at 5:48 pm
(September 13, 2022 at 10:10 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Prag1.jpg][Image: Prag2.jpg]

Awww, isn't Denis Prager so cute, thinking he knows what rational means and all.
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
September 17, 2022 at 11:35 pm
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It's like Creationists are incapable of understanding that evolution occurs to populations, not individuals and that the idea of "the first two humans " makes zero sense from the perspective of evolution.
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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
September 19, 2022 at 4:14 am
Christain Logic 

God needed to kill himself so he could forgive you for something someone else did and for stuff you did. Rather than simply punish or forgive you... Dodgy


Christians will compare human sacrifice to the consumption of other animals by humans. This is dumb. To get the meat you must kill another animal to get it. There is nothing that makes any of the above necessary.  Dodgy
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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
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#359
RE: Stupid things religious people say
September 19, 2022 at 4:52 am
(September 16, 2022 at 4:23 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: 'I'm alive because of God' - Argentine VP Kirchner on failed gun attack

Argentina's Vice-President Cristina Fernández de Kirchner - who survived an assassination attempt after a gunman's weapon jammed - has said she is alive "because of God and the Virgin Mary".

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-62922845

Well, maybe God and the Blessed Virgin will be better at firearm maintenance on their next attempt.

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RE: Stupid things religious people say
September 19, 2022 at 6:59 pm
All people say stupid things, why double down on religious people ? There is something wrong with this thread.
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