I wish all people were robots, at least that way they could piss me off in just one way instead of in many individual ways.

(October 9, 2022 at 2:24 pm)Ahriman Wrote: I wish all people were robots, at least that way they could piss me off in just one way instead of in many individual ways.

Life is too short to live it being pissed off.

Heaven, Hell, and Purgatory are all inside my house.

(October 9, 2022 at 8:02 pm)Ahriman Wrote: Heaven, Hell, and Purgatory are all inside my house.

Your version of me, myself, and I?

You must always put stupid people in charge of government. Smart people take advantage of the system too much. Putting stupid people in charge is risky, because they might just dismantle the whole thing, but it’s worth the risk.

There's no history of heart issues in my family, so I should be fine.

(October 9, 2022 at 9:05 pm)Tomato Wrote: There's no history of heart issues in my family, so I should be fine.

Looking way back, I think my heart was always an issue.  It just took a while to catch up to me and knock me on my ass.

There were signs even when I was quite young.  Major ones that in later years were overlooked as it was assumed my chest pain was from the mastectomies and recon.

Just a reminder that Woody Wood Pecker has three names that are slang for "penis".

These days he'd probably be Dicky Dick Cock.

Me at 22: ‘I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT!!’

Me at 52: ‘I can do whatever 800mg of ibuprofen will let me do.’

Boru

Something tells me there's a fourth Abrahamic religion, but what could it be?