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November 22, 2022 at 11:20 pm (This post was last modified: November 22, 2022 at 11:29 pm by Fake Messiah.)
Just maybe... Borg exists and I'm going to get assimilated!!!

Everyone is talking about the killer comet, but what if one day we discover that there is a Borg cube coming our way? Is there any way to defend ourselves from all 8 billion of us getting assimilated? Would you fight or surrender? My guess is that they wouldn't take everyone.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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November 22, 2022 at 11:26 pm
(November 22, 2022 at 11:20 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Just maybe... Borg exists and I'm going to get assimilated!!!

Everyone is talking about the killer comet, but what if one day we discover that there is a Borg cube coming our way? Is there any way to defend ourselves from all 8 billion of us getting assimilated? Would you fight or surrender? My guess is that they wouldn't take everyone. I mean, they certainly wouldn't want to assimilate Ahriman.

Sad to say, there is worse than that turd in the punchbowl living on this planet. The chump would be a classic example.
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November 22, 2022 at 11:31 pm
Oops, my mistake, it's not the invention of the topic to be a discussion about a member of the forum, that just came as an afterthought so I erased the reference.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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November 22, 2022 at 11:38 pm
(November 22, 2022 at 11:31 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Oops, my mistake, it's not the invention of the topic to be a discussion about a member of the forum, that just came as an afterthought so I erased the reference.
Thank you for that.
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November 23, 2022 at 12:34 am
There is no reason to wonder about a nothing chance in the future when there are hard calls to make in the here and now.
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November 23, 2022 at 12:34 am
(November 22, 2022 at 11:20 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Just maybe... Borg exists and I'm going to get assimilated!!!

Everyone is talking about the killer comet, but what if one day we discover that there is a Borg cube coming our way? Is there any way to defend ourselves from all 8 billion of us getting assimilated? Would you fight or surrender? My guess is that they wouldn't take everyone.

Cubes would have problems with an adequate propulsion system.
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November 23, 2022 at 12:35 am
He retired from tennis in the early '90s and currently runs a successful sportswear brand.
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November 23, 2022 at 1:40 am
Americans at this point after saving world in the movies so many times will be able to save us from the borg as well.
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November 23, 2022 at 1:48 am
Haven't you heard?  The Borg Queen was just lonely. Assimilation was just their harsh way of trying to relate.  Don't judge.   Picard want back in time and his female companion became the new queen and created a strain of new Borg who just want to be friends the nice way. So, everything is fine.  You should not discriminate against Borg for this reason.

  That's NuTrek for you.
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November 23, 2022 at 3:11 am
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