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Yule, Christmas & other holidays
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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 10, 2022 at 8:38 am
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Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 10, 2022 at 12:53 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#73
RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 10, 2022 at 10:48 pm
(December 17, 2021 at 10:07 am)brewer Wrote: [Image: 5e09b4a6155fb-5e0075c8d4d38_5ydxly79v8641__700.jpg]

The look of relief on Santa's face makes it all worthwhile.

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#74
RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 11, 2022 at 7:14 pm
This year, people, as Christmas comes around once again, I want you to act in the way God would.


Knock up a virgin and abandon your son.

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#75
RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 11, 2022 at 7:28 pm
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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 12, 2022 at 2:41 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#77
RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 12, 2022 at 5:38 pm
(December 9, 2022 at 8:17 pm)brewer Wrote: [Image: 41chfrnWitL._AC_.jpg]

That must have been a *very* interesting three-way.
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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 15, 2022 at 1:56 am
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 15, 2022 at 4:41 am
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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 15, 2022 at 1:15 pm (This post was last modified: December 15, 2022 at 1:15 pm by brewer.)
(December 12, 2022 at 5:38 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(December 9, 2022 at 8:17 pm)brewer Wrote: [Image: 41chfrnWitL._AC_.jpg]

That must have been a *very* interesting three-way.

Took me a minute to get the reference. Good one!

So,............ can you get it out of my head?
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