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#8861
RE: Random Thoughts
March 21, 2023 at 8:14 pm
Maybe it's the other way around. Eggs taste like chicken, it's chicken that doesn't taste like chicken.
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 22, 2023 at 3:21 am
(March 21, 2023 at 8:14 pm)Angrboda Wrote: Maybe it's the other way around.  Eggs taste like chicken, it's chicken that doesn't taste like chicken.

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RE: Random Thoughts
March 24, 2023 at 10:08 am
God loves to sow confusion.

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 24, 2023 at 10:17 am
(March 21, 2023 at 2:25 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: These hats should totally become a fashion.

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An early tin foil hat?
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#8865
RE: Random Thoughts
March 25, 2023 at 10:58 pm
Assholiness: religious dicks thinking they have the only solution to the world's problems.
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 26, 2023 at 6:44 am
(March 25, 2023 at 10:58 pm)Tomato Wrote: Assholiness: religious dicks thinking they have the only solution to the world's problems.

I have a new favourite word - thank you!

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RE: Random Thoughts
March 26, 2023 at 4:56 pm
There should be a topic titled "Putting it in my ass" so that we hear what was the last thing people here put in their ass.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 27, 2023 at 8:07 am
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Wonder what the Mississippians did to piss off the god they worship

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RE: Random Thoughts
March 27, 2023 at 10:55 am
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 27, 2023 at 3:45 pm
Huh 

I thought there is a spell in the holy majic book saying if two or more believers prayed together then the wish will come true.

When will two or more believers get together and pray that no one can shoot an innocent person?

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