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US National Alert System, aka Satan's Whistle.

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US National Alert System, aka Satan's Whistle.
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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US National Alert System, aka Satan's Whistle.
October 4, 2023 at 2:25 pm
"Tested, works. Now to unleash the apocalypse on good honest Americans."

Confusedigh:
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RE: US National Alert System, aka Satan's Whistle.
October 4, 2023 at 3:04 pm
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RE: US National Alert System, aka Satan's Whistle.
October 4, 2023 at 3:35 pm
(October 4, 2023 at 3:04 pm)Angrboda Wrote: [Image: giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47pfrbpcvke3tgt7heqq...y.gif&ct=g]

That's exactly what I said. Great
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RE: US National Alert System, aka Satan's Whistle.
October 4, 2023 at 3:56 pm
My covid arm started flapping at 1:20 CTZ.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: US National Alert System, aka Satan's Whistle.
October 4, 2023 at 4:11 pm
(October 4, 2023 at 3:56 pm)brewer Wrote: My covid arm started flapping at 1:20 CTZ.

Use the other hand for a while...

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"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: US National Alert System, aka Satan's Whistle.
October 4, 2023 at 4:17 pm
(October 4, 2023 at 4:11 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(October 4, 2023 at 3:56 pm)brewer Wrote: My covid arm started flapping at 1:20 CTZ.

Use the other hand for a while...
And some lotion. Shy
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RE: US National Alert System, aka Satan's Whistle.
October 4, 2023 at 4:24 pm
(October 4, 2023 at 4:11 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(October 4, 2023 at 3:56 pm)brewer Wrote: My covid arm started flapping at 1:20 CTZ.

Use the other hand for a while...

My penis is not nearly that big.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: US National Alert System, aka Satan's Whistle.
October 4, 2023 at 4:26 pm
(October 4, 2023 at 4:24 pm)brewer Wrote:
(October 4, 2023 at 4:11 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Use the other hand for a while...

My penis is not nearly that big.

Still using OEM? Consoling
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RE: US National Alert System, aka Satan's Whistle.
October 4, 2023 at 11:06 pm
My phone did nothing. End of the world passed me by without being noticed.
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RE: US National Alert System, aka Satan's Whistle.
October 5, 2023 at 12:49 am
Dammit, it’s almost midnight at my time and I’m quadruple Vaxxed! When do I turn into a 5G Ebola zombie?
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