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Random Thoughts
RE: Random Thoughts
When man seeks war outside of himself, he has not discovered peace within.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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RE: Random Thoughts
(January 27, 2024 at 2:51 am)Ahriman Wrote: God is such an indecisive little bitch. Make up your mind, dude. Answer my prayers or don't answer them.

God answers your prayers with a probability exactly equaling random chance.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Random Thoughts
(January 27, 2024 at 1:44 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(January 27, 2024 at 2:51 am)Ahriman Wrote: God is such an indecisive little bitch. Make up your mind, dude. Answer my prayers or don't answer them.

God answers your prayers with a probability exactly equaling random chance.

Boru

I doubt there anything in it for Ahri's god, not worth a deities effort to even listen.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Random Thoughts
The whole concept of prayer is actually pretty clever - they gods will always grant you whatever you ask for. But when they don't, it's your fault for not asking in the right way. Sort of like believing that having a poo before you buy a lottery ticket increases your odds of winning. If you win $10, it works. If you don't, it's because you didn't poo properly.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Random Thoughts
Why is NBC only using good looking women athletes to promote the 2024 Olympics?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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(January 28, 2024 at 8:59 pm)brewer Wrote: Why is NBC only using good looking women athletes to promote the 2024 Olympics?

Huh Those are all guys.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Random Thoughts
(January 28, 2024 at 9:29 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(January 28, 2024 at 8:59 pm)brewer Wrote: Why is NBC only using good looking women athletes to promote the 2024 Olympics?

Huh Those are all guys.

Apparently it's time for me to see my ophthalmologist................. or psychiatrist.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Random Thoughts
(January 28, 2024 at 10:08 pm)brewer Wrote:
(January 28, 2024 at 9:29 pm)Fireball Wrote: Huh Those are all guys.

Apparently it's time for me to see my ophthalmologist................. or psychiatrist.

Just yanking yer chain! Big Grin
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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(January 28, 2024 at 10:17 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(January 28, 2024 at 10:08 pm)brewer Wrote: Apparently it's time for me to see my ophthalmologist................. or psychiatrist.

Just yanking yer chain! Big Grin

Oh thank god, next thought was to see my sex therapist but I really can't stand the pointing and laughing anymore.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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I fucking hate Christianity so much. It enables goody two shoes assholes to make tons of money while doing little to no actual work. I wouldn't mind being on these assholes' pay roll, but I wouldn't speak for them. I would never speak for them.
"Imagination, life is your creation"
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