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The Absurd GOP
RE: The Absurd GOP
We'll hear his name again.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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(May 17, 2024 at 4:07 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: We'll hear his name again.

Yep, and someone else will probably die.
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(May 17, 2024 at 3:35 pm)Jackalope Wrote:
(May 17, 2024 at 10:03 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: So, Gov. Greg Abbott just pardoned Daniel Perry, a Texas man who drove his car into a crowd of Black Lives Matter protestors—before shooting and killing one point blank.

Is this normal?

Apparently it is now.

Call me a cynic, but I don't have a lot of optimism for the USA's future.

Normal for some Americans. Some, but not all.

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(May 18, 2024 at 12:43 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(May 17, 2024 at 3:35 pm)Jackalope Wrote: Apparently it is now.

Call me a cynic, but I don't have a lot of optimism for the USA's future.

Normal for some Americans. Some, but not all.

Well, that is true, but I won't let that get in the way of a little hyperbole.
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RE: The Absurd GOP
(May 17, 2024 at 3:35 pm)Jackalope Wrote:
(May 17, 2024 at 10:03 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: So, Gov. Greg Abbott just pardoned Daniel Perry, a Texas man who drove his car into a crowd of Black Lives Matter protestors—before shooting and killing one point blank.

Is this normal?

Apparently it is now.

Call me a cynic, but I don't have a lot of optimism for the USA's future.

I remain highly optimistic for America's future. Once the gun nuts, the bigots, and the fascists tear it completely down, we'll have a second American revolution, and rebuild. History has shown that the half-life of oppressive societies is relatively short.

However, in the short term, were fucked!
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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RE: The Absurd GOP
"America's Mayor" has been served an indictment at his birthday party.

Happy Birthday, Rudy.
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RE: The Absurd GOP
(May 18, 2024 at 3:14 pm)Ravenshire Wrote:
(May 17, 2024 at 3:35 pm)Jackalope Wrote: Apparently it is now.

Call me a cynic, but I don't have a lot of optimism for the USA's future.

I remain highly optimistic for America's future. Once the gun nuts, the bigots, and the fascists tear it completely down, we'll have a second American revolution, and rebuild. History has shown that the half-life of oppressive societies is relatively short.

However, in the short term, were fucked!

I'm confident the USA will bounce back in my children's lifetime, sure. I doubt I'll live to see it myself though.
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RE: The Absurd GOP
Yeah, it's a drag. Things will get better as soon as we open fire on the seditionists - but things will get worse until then.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: The Absurd GOP
(May 18, 2024 at 7:20 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Yeah, it's a drag.  Things will get better as soon as we open fire on the seditionists - but things will get worse until then.

HL Mencken Wrote:Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

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RE: The Absurd GOP
(May 18, 2024 at 5:40 pm)Jackalope Wrote: "America's Mayor" has been served an indictment at his birthday party.

Happy Birthday, Rudy.

I love the fact that between him Tweeting, "If arizona authorities don't find me by tomorrow morning..." (now deleted), and a post from the Arizona AG saying, "Papers have been served," 55 minutes passed.

55 minutes!

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"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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